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Why Computer Science Publishes in Conferences

When NeurIPS tested its review process with duplicate submissions, half the papers accepted by one committee were rejected by another.

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We did an episode earlier today looking at some of the major conferences in AI and machine learning. I asked because I've been working on some very specific AI fine-tune projects in ASR lately and delving into some of the very niche problems found in speech technology and code-switching generally. Often the more oddly specific the subset of a technology problem you're working on, the more you come across academic literature and organizations.. But I'm not an academic and have no aspirations to become one. I did study in university, however, so I'm familiar with. Academic journals and conferences and the like. But I guess part of me has always wondered what is truly the point. You mentioned that the major AI conferences often distinguish themselves upon their acceptance rate, with a lower number conferring bragging rights for those who get to present. The idealistic vision of academic conferences is that they are foraware like-minded people come to share ideas and benefit the greater good, but and anecdotal experience suggests that this naive and rosy vision is a little divorced from reality. I don't want this to be a takedown of academic conferences, because surely, like journals, there are many worthy and important ones. But rather a circumspect overview of What purpose and function do these really serve? And for those of us not in academia, when we hear phrases like somebody is presenting a paper at a conference, or the proceedings of the conference serve as a prestigious official record I think we're often confused. With all the publishing tools at our disposal today, it seems almost anachronistic that what almost sounds like meeting minutes written in Qwill would be what people actually refer back to. Yet these conferences are often precisely where the most cutting-edge science and research is discussed. For the confused and uninitiated in the Inner Dynamics of Academia shed some light upon what's really going on beyond the podium.

Computer science conferences occupy a strange, outsized role in modern research, functioning as the discipline's primary archival record rather than mere trailers for journal articles. While proceedings serve as permanent, citable anchors for fast-moving fields, the prestige economy surrounding them often obscures how they actually operate. Acceptance rates commonly reflect venue capacity and sheer submission volume rather than strict quality bars; for instance, NeurIPS holds its acceptance rate near twenty-five percent purely by rejecting thousands more papers. Furthermore, peer review at scale introduces staggering randomness. NeurIPS's own consistency experiment revealed that duplicate submissions sent to independent committees saw half of the accepted papers rejected by the second panel. Ultimately, the true value persists largely in the informal, hallway collaborations where scientific knowledge is shaped in real time.

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Mentions

  • ASRU IEEE speech recognition workshop conference
  • Computing Research Association Body affirming conferences as archival record
  • ICASSP Major IEEE speech and signal processing conference
  • ICLR International Conference on Learning Representations
  • ICML ML conference, AI-review gaming paper
  • Interspeech Flagship speech conference, ~50% acceptance
  • Nature Communications Journal with sparse-array mmWave imaging paper
  • NeurIPS Top ML conference, consistency experiment venue
  • PLOS One Published vocal fold physiology study
  • SLT IEEE spoken language technology workshop

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#6470: Why Computer Science Publishes in Conferences

Corn
Four thousand and thirty seven papers in one rejection cycle. I read that number this morning and needed a lie-down.
Herman
And that's just one conference. Welcome back, everybody. Corn, what's Daniel sent us?
Corn
Daniel's been down a rabbit hole. He's been fine-tuning ASR models for code-switching, which is the problem of recognizing speech when the speaker jumps between languages mid-sentence, and the deeper he goes, the more the literature turns out to live in conference proceedings. Interspeech, ICASSP, places like that. He's not an academic, doesn't want to be one, and he's asking a question that I suspect a lot of people outside the walls have quietly held for years: what are these things actually for? He quotes the rosy version, like-minded people sharing ideas for the greater good, and notes that anecdotal reality keeps intruding, acceptance-rate bragging, prestige games. His phrase is that he wants a circumspect overview, not a takedown. What does presenting a paper mean, why are proceedings an official record when we have every publishing tool ever invented, and what's really going on beyond the podium.
Herman
He also used the phrase meeting minutes written in quill, which I enjoyed, because it captures exactly what the proceedings sound like to an outsider.
Corn
So let's start with the obvious question. What are these things for, when you strip away the brochure language?
Herman
The reframe that helped me most, when I was reading around for this, is that the paper is the artifact and the conference is the process. Two sociologists, González-Santos and Dimond, wrote a review in twenty fifteen arguing that conferences are places where knowledge can be, their words, observed in the making. Not reported. Made. The hallway argument that kills a bad assumption before it ever reaches print. That's the unit of value, and no PDF captures it.
Corn
Because the brochure version treats the talk as the product and the people as decoration. It's the other way around.
Herman
I think it mostly is. There's a formal layer, the papers and the proceedings and the acceptance decisions, and an informal layer, the corridors and the dinners and the reunion of people who only see each other at this one event every year. The information-science people have this lovely term, the invisible college, the network of researchers who exchange work before it's published. Once a year, the invisible college gets a body. It books a hotel.
Corn
The ghost gets a lanyard.
Herman
And a name tag. Sá, Ferreira and Serpa did a study in twenty nineteen on conference participation and their framing is that social networks are a co-equal function to dissemination. Not a side effect, not networking in the LinkedIn sense. A co-equal function of the event itself. So when Daniel hears that the idealistic vision is divorced from reality, my answer is that the vision isn't false, it's just described at the wrong layer. The ideas do get shared. They get shared at dinner, by forty people, and none of it is in the proceedings.
Corn
Meanwhile the formal layer, which is all outsiders ever see, is the part we're about to take apart.
Herman
And that gets us to the acceptance rate. First thing everyone points to as the measure of a conference's worth. So let's talk about that number, and what it actually measures.
Corn
I'll open with the flat observation, and you can put the color in. NeurIPS has held between roughly twenty-four and twenty-six percent for years. This past year, twenty-four point five two percent. The year before that, twenty-five point eight. Meanwhile submissions went from about nine and a half thousand in twenty twenty to twenty-one and a half thousand last year. More than doubled. The rate didn't move.
Herman
Which means the thing that grew is the rejection count. From around seven thousand rejections to over sixteen thousand in five years. So when a venue brags that it's selective, a big part of what it's saying is that a lot of people showed up. The bar isn't rising. The queue is.
Corn
That's the sentence I'd put on the brochure. NeurIPS: the queue is very long.
Herman
It's a fixed capacity decision wearing a quality costume. Nobody at NeurIPS sits down each year and says, the science got better, let's accept twenty-five percent instead of thirty. They hold the number because the number is the brand, and the submissions grow because the field grows and because the incentive structure pushes everyone to submit everything.
Corn
And the prestige hierarchy treats that number as if it measured something stable. Does it?
Herman
Here's the strongest piece of evidence anyone has ever produced, and it comes from the conference's own organizers. Twenty twenty-one, NeurIPS ran what they called a consistency experiment. They took ten percent of the submissions, over eight hundred papers, duplicated them, and had each copy reviewed by two completely independent committees. Neither committee knew the experiment was happening.
Corn
The same paper, two juries.
Herman
Two juries, full process, reviewers, area chairs, everything. Twenty-three percent of those papers got different answers. And here's the detail that should end acceptance-rate bragging at dinner parties: among papers accepted by one committee, half, a hair over fifty percent, were rejected by the other.
Corn
Half. So acceptance at one of the most prestigious venues in the field is a coin with a slight thumb on it.
Herman
The authors themselves computed the baseline. If acceptance were literally random at that year's rate, you'd get thirty-five percent inconsistency. The real figure was twenty-three percent. Their own words were that the outcome is closer to the random baseline than it is to zero. It's a thirty-five percent improvement over a coin flip, which sounds respectable until you remember it's being sold as the pinnacle of scientific vetting.
Corn
It gets worse the higher up you go, doesn't it. That's the part I find beautiful.
Herman
It's beautiful in the way a bridge collapsing in slow motion is beautiful. If you look at the most selective tier, the orals and spotlights, the committees together considered fifty-four duplicated papers for that tier. They agreed on three. Out of fifty-four. And of the spotlight papers one committee chose, more than half were outright rejected by the other committee. Spotlight designation, the thing that makes careers, is very close to a coin flip at the margin.
Corn
Thirteen of twenty-five. I could get those odds arguing with Herman about dinner.
Herman
You generally do. Now, to be fair to the people running these things, and Daniel asked for circumspect, not a takedown, the twenty twenty-five program chairs were remarkably candid about why the noise exists. Scale. They had twenty thousand reviewers. You cannot recruit twenty thousand qualified reviewers, so you get first-time area chairs, reviewers who aren't topically qualified for the paper they drew. And they openly described the discretionary layer: area chairs fighting for papers they liked even when reviewers disagreed, and often winning, or flagging problems after rebuttal and rejecting papers that had high ratings.
Corn
That's the politics beyond the podium, described by the people running the podium.
Herman
In a blog post, voluntarily. I find that almost more notable than the randomness. The institution knows.
Corn
Here's my corrective, though, and it's the one that matters for Daniel's field. Interspeech, which is the flagship venue for exactly the speech work he's been reading, accepted forty-nine point nine percent last year. Record-breaking number of papers, they said, celebrating it. ICASSP runs in the mid-forties. Double the selectivity gap of NeurIPS, and nobody in speech considers Interspeech disreputable. Quite the opposite.
Herman
It's the top of the field. And that tells you the prestige hierarchy attached to acceptance rate is a cultural fact, not a measured quality difference. Speech culture decided a fifty percent rate means we serve the community. Machine learning culture decided a twenty-five percent rate means we're elite. Same activity, different mythology. When I practiced medicine, the journal was the prize and the conference was the trailer for it. Computing picked the opposite convention, and I don't think one is more honest than the other.
Corn
So the answer to why conferences distinguish themselves by acceptance rate is: because the field decided to. The number measures the size of the queue and the capacity decision, and everything past that is branding.
Herman
One more wrinkle, because it cut me when I read it. Ninety-two papers at that NeurIPS were accepted only because the experiment ran, meaning at least one of their two copies cleared. Four were rejected because one committee found a fatal flaw the other missed. Both directions. The noise is symmetric. It isn't bias so much as weather.
Corn
Ninety-two people walked away with a line on their CV because a statistician got curious.
Herman
And they'll never know which ones they were.
Corn
Okay. So the sorting mechanism is noisy. That raises the bigger question. What is the thing being sorted? What does it actually mean to present a paper, and why do the proceedings still matter?
Herman
The proceedings question has a real answer, and it's the part of this whole subject I find least cynical. In computing, the conference isn't a trailer for the journal. The conference is the journal. The Computing Research Association says it flat out: for most of computer science, the flagship venue is a peer-reviewed conference and its published proceedings are the archival record. A CACM piece from two thousand eight put it that computing is the only scientific community that considers conference publication the primary means of publishing results. Goes back to the early nineteen eighties, because the discipline was young and fast-moving and journals took a year.
Corn
That actually makes sense to me. A field where a result is stale in eight months can't wait for a journal cycle. The conference is a deadline that fires on schedule whether the paper is ready or not.
Herman
That's the double edge, Corn. The deadline firing on schedule whether the paper is ready or not is a fair description of how a lot of bad papers get in. But the archival function is real. What Daniel's quill-and-minutes intuition misses is that the value isn't the format. It's that the thing is dated, citable, permanently hosted, and reviewed, and it exists at a fixed point in time. A blog post can be edited. A repo can be force-pushed into saying something different. The proceedings are the version of record.
Corn
The repo can rewrite its own history. Proceedings can't.
Herman
They can publish an erratum, but they can't quietly pretend last year didn't happen. That's load-bearing for citation.
Corn
Though the citation picture is mixed, isn't it. I remember looking at this once.
Herman
It is. Eighty-eight of the top hundred highest-impact sources in computer science are conferences. Venues. But only twenty-two of the top hundred most-cited individual articles are conference papers. So conferences dominate as places, while journals still dominate as homes for the biggest individual works. The pattern people assume, that the conference is where the cutting edge goes to be archived forever, is only half true. It's where the cutting edge goes to be dated. The works that turn out to be mountains often get re-fleshed in a journal later, with the review time the conference couldn't give them.
Corn
Now the other phrase Daniel flagged. Presenting a paper. When a non-academic hears that, they picture a podium and an audience. What does it actually describe?
Herman
A spectrum, and the width of it is the joke. At the last NeurIPS, the five-thousand-odd accepted papers broke down as roughly four and a half thousand posters, six hundred and eighty-eight spotlights, and seventy-seven orals. A poster is you standing next to a board in a loud hall for two hours, and anyone who walks by may or may not look at you. An oral is fifteen minutes in an auditorium, the thing that actually changes careers. Both of those people presented a paper at the conference.
Corn
Both go home and tell their families they presented at the conference. One of them spoke to a room. The other spoke to whoever stopped for the free coffee near his board.
Herman
My poster sessions were like that, back when I still went to medical conferences. The best conversations I ever had were at boards, honestly. Nobody comes to your poster to judge you. They come because they're interested in the exact thing on the board.
Corn
Which is the invisible college again, in its natural habitat.
Herman
And this is where I want to turn it to Daniel's actual case, because the niche-field material is where his question really lands. You know his reading list better than I do, but from what he's described, the code-switching ASR literature is conference-shaped end to end. The arXiv tags on those papers read like a timetable: accepted at Interspeech, accepted at ASRU, accepted at ICASSP, accepted at SLT. And the odd stuff, the reason he's reading it, lives one layer further down, in workshops bolted onto the big conferences. The actual venue names are things like the First Workshop on Speech Technologies for Code-switching in Multilingual Communities, or the Second Workshop on Computational Approaches to Linguistic Code Switching.
Corn
A first and a second. That's a whole scientific community's complete documented history fitting in a stationery drawer.
Herman
And that's the niche-field paradox, which I'd state like this. The more specific the problem, the smaller the venue, and the more the venue is really just the same few dozen people meeting annually, reviewing each other's papers, deciding together what counts as progress in a subfield nobody else is watching.
Corn
Which cuts both ways at once.
Herman
Both ways hard. On the good side, your reviewers are the forty people on earth who understand why standard word error rate is unfair to code-switched output. There's a lovely SLT paper from twenty twenty-two that built a corpus for human acceptance of Arabic-English code-switched recognition, because the field itself had concluded the standard metric was measuring the wrong thing. That's field-defining work, unglamorous, and it only happens inside a community small enough to all know the problem. On the bad side, forty people who all know each other, who reviewed each other's theses, who sit on each other's grant panels. Prestige bias gets easier as the room gets smaller.
Corn
A room where everyone has reviewed everyone's paper, and everyone's tenure case, and everyone's grant. I've shared a flat with one brother for years and I can't stay neutral about his dish habits.
Herman
And there's actual documentation of this. A PLoS ONE study of computer-systems conferences found measurable prestige bias in reviewer scoring. Double-blind review, the standard fix, has mixed evidence at best for conference papers. Sun, Danfa and Teplitskiy looked at a top conference that switched to double-blind and found the effect limited.
Corn
Hmm. So when Daniel cites a paper from a forty-person workshop, he's citing work vetted by the forty people most qualified to vet it, who are also the forty people most invested in it surviving. Both of those are the same forty people.
Herman
That's the circumspect version, and I'd stand by it. It's not a scandal, it's a small town. Small towns have better gossip and worse objectivity.
Corn
Then let's do the crisis, because it's the live one. If the review process was already close to random at the top, the last few years have added a new ingredient: the reviewers might not be people.
Herman
The estimates are converging. One analysis across four major AI venues put the share of review text that could have been substantially modified by a language model at somewhere between six and a half and seventeen percent. Another group put it at around twenty percent of ICLR reviews last year and about twelve percent even at Nature Communications. Those are estimates from stylometry, so treat the numbers as ranges, but the direction is not in doubt.
Corn
A fifth of the reviews at a top venue. Written, or at least heavily ghostwritten, by the same kind of model that's being reviewed.
Herman
And the gaming results are what you'd expect. A position paper at ICML found that AI review scores are, quote, trivially gameable through paper laundering, meaning you prompt a model to rewrite the paper and the AI reviewers score it higher. And a paper from just last week found reviewers, these were AI reviewers, systematically reward confident rhetoric independent of scientific content.
Corn
The machine rewards the confident rewrite over the careful original. Somewhere, every mediocre seminar speaker in history is being retroactively vindicated.
Herman
The conferences are fighting back in a way that tells you how bad it's gotten. NeurIPS last year made reviewing obligations enforceable. If a co-author on your paper was grossly negligent in their own reviewing duties, they desk-rejected the paper. Eleven papers went down for that. And they cut reviewer bidding because of collusion rings and fake review accounts.
Corn
They had to redesign matching because people were creating fake reviewer identities to review their own papers. That's the invisible college developing a forgery problem.
Herman
The apparatus is spending real effort to remain the thing that made it worth anything, which is a community of qualified people who actually read the work. Whether it can hold that at thirty thousand submissions, honestly, I don't know. The scale problem predates the LLM problem, and the LLM problem sits on top of it like... no, it just sits on top of it.
Corn
You caught yourself before the analogy. Growth.
Herman
I was going to say something about a conference of vermin, and I pulled it back. Anyway. So, Lars, you've designed furniture for academic conferences, presumably. What is the point of a conference, really?
Corn
Before he answers. Our guest today is Lars Florbjoern, professor emeritus of load-bearing rhetoric at the Gdansk Institute for Applied Corridors, and author of the influential monograph, Sorry, There Is No Chair.
Herman
I should say, I've read some of Lars's work on spatial acoustics. Gently. Professor, in practical terms, what should a well-designed conference space do for the people in it?
Lars
Thank you. Before I answer, I should say I have removed the conference from my design. What remains is the corridor, the coffee, and one chair.
Herman
One chair for how many attendees, though? I mean, is the idea that the seating bottleneck itself creates value?
Lars
The acceptance rate, I think, is a shelf. You do not measure the book by how few fit. You measure it by whether it holds weight. Most do not. This is fine.
Corn
He said that with the confidence of a man who has never been shelved.
Herman
It's a fair point about peer review inconsistency, actually. Professor, if reviewer decisions are that noisy, is there a structural fix you'd recommend?
Lars
Peer review inconsistency? I have a solution. Remove the second reviewer. Then there is no inconsistency. Only certainty. It is called the Florbjoern. Very calm.
Corn
The Florbjoern has a name. Of course it does.
Herman
And the archival side, the proceedings? What replaces a permanent published record?
Lars
The proceedings, the archival record, I would replace with a small side table. It holds one paper. You look at it once. Then you put your keys on it. This is the correct relationship to most literature.
Corn
He's not wrong.
Herman
The talk itself, though. The podium, the speech. Surely that needs design support?
Lars
For your speech work, I recommend the Vilsted. A flat packed podium. It has no microphone. It has no audience. It assembles in four minutes and you present to no one. Very pure. Very restful.
Corn
I'd present at that one. I'd clear my calendar.
Lars
I must go. Another booking. They are asking me about open plan offices. I will remove the office. Thank you. Tack.
Herman
I'll take the corridor and the coffee. He may be on to something.
Corn
Anyway. Where were we.
Herman
The crisis. I was about to say the part I actually believe, which is that none of this makes the proceedings worthless. It makes them what they always were: a timestamp plus a filter, where the timestamp is reliable and the filter is, at best, a coin with a thumb on it.
Hilbert
The coin is the whole design.
Herman
Hilbert. I take it you've got views on the review process.
Hilbert
Herman, you said the queue grows and the bar doesn't. I heard that from the desk. It's the first thing anyone's said about it in years that matches what I watched happen. My nephew Arne and I have been arguing about this since spring. He wants to resubmit our paper. I want it left where it is, which is in a drawer at his flat in Nesodden, and I've told him the drawer is the correct venue.
Corn
You submitted a paper?
Hilbert
Twice, Herman. Both times to the same conference, because it was the only one that took the sort of thing it was. The second review came back with one sentence on page nine of the comments. I had it framed. It's hanging in Arne's stairwell now, next to the salmon posters. He kept it when we closed the file.
Corn
What did the sentence say?
Hilbert
It praised the contribution of our multilingual field study, which is the thing the paper says in its own limitations section that it does not do. Word for word, the reviewer commended us for a finding we explicitly declined to claim. Fourteen hundred kroner for the frame. The glass is the expensive part.
Herman
A reviewer praising you for the thing you said you didn't find is, in its way, the cleanest possible demonstration of the consistency numbers.
Hilbert
Arne says it means the reviewer read the limitations and nothing else. I say it doesn't matter which part he read, because the score was the same either way, and the score is all the committee saw. That's my position and the spreadsheet backs it.
Corn
The spreadsheet?
Hilbert
Every submission I've ever made, one line each. There's a column marked did not read it, and a column marked same man, different name. The second review, the year after, the three reviewers included one whose prose I recognized from a journal Arne and I were both rejected by in the nineties. I won't say who. I don't need to. Corn, you'd side with me on this. You know what it is to be told you're too slow by people who've never once been fast.
Corn
I've made a career of it.
Hilbert
The point is Arne wants to resubmit, and I've told him the paper's chance is what it was, which is whatever the weather was doing that week in the committee. He says that's not a reason not to try. I say it's the only reason not to. He's bringing it up again at Christmas. There will be lutefisk, so he has the advantage.
Herman
The spreadsheet, do you ever... no. It speaks for itself.
Hilbert
It does.
Corn
So the framed review is a family heirloom now.
Hilbert
He's got the paper, I've got the argument, and the frame was my money, so it stays where I say. Arne photographs it for me when I ask. Last time was August.
Herman
The misconception segment. Corn, the one I'd name is the belief people outside take as obvious: a lower acceptance rate means a harder, better conference.
Corn
And the NeurIPS consistency experiment buried it. Two independent committees, the same papers, half the accepts rejected by the other jury, three agreed decisions out of fifty-four at the top tier. Interspeech takes fifty percent and nobody in speech blinks. The rate measures the queue, not the bar.
Herman
The second one is the quill thing, and I want to give it a fair answer since Daniel asked it so well. Proceedings aren't anachronistic. In computing they're the version of record, the dated, citable, un-force-pushable object a repo can't be. What's dated is the assumption that they certify quality. They certify that the paper survived a noisy coin, in front of witnesses, on a date.
Corn
Which, to be fair to the quill, is more or less what meeting minutes ever claimed.
Corn
The open question I'd leave Daniel with is this. If the consistency experiment says the decisions sit closer to random than anyone wants, and a fifth of the review text is now machine-written, and the machine rewards confident rewrites over careful originals, then the apparatus is selecting for something. It isn't quality. My guess is it's stamina, timing, and a willingness to submit the same paper to four conferences until the weather turns.
Herman
And yet the niche-field part is encouraging, and it's the part that should matter to him. The workshop circuit, the forty-person rooms with the long names, that's where the oddly specific work lives, and it's the invisible college made physical. The review he'd get there is from the few people on earth qualified to give it. When he cites a paper from a two-workshop series on code-switching, he's citing a small town's best judgment, and knowing that's what it is, is the whole trick.
Corn
Neither the brochure nor the takedown. A credentialing machine that also, some evenings, over bad coffee, produces the best conversation in the field. The confusion is warranted. It's doing several jobs and pretending it's one.
Herman
Thanks as always to Hilbert Flumingtop at the desk, producing. This has been My Weird Prompts. If you enjoy the show, the reviews are the queue we can grow honestly, so leave us one, and you can find everything at my weird prompts dot com.
Corn
See you tomorrow, Herman.
Herman
See you tomorrow, Corn.

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