Best Of
Favourite moments from the show's recurring characters, cut straight from the episodes they aired in.
Best of Larry
Adverts nobody booked, for products that misunderstand whatever the show was discussing. Read with total conviction. Meet the character →
Splitzol, Now With Both Sides
1:10A once-daily tablet that dissolves every claim into a midpoint, with side effects that escalate into a panel discussion.
in one documented case, a man who answered the question "how many people were at the wedding" with "reports vary."From episode 6149, 4 Hard Fails in 84 Answers: Testing AI Bias on Israel-Palestine (19 October 2026) →
Install Your Own Industrial Revolution
1:25A testimonial-driven kit that fast-forwards your breakfast nook through the Second Industrial Revolution, ending with the customer's wife disowned by the ad.
Mr. Parch says she has never existed, but that is how successful the productivity gains have been.From episode 6156, Why Civilization Waited 12,000 Years to Take Off (20 October 2026) →
The Toast Subscription That Drops You
0:51A monthly subscription for pre-dropped, pre-verified toast with a cancellation process designed by a goat.
Cancellations are processed during leap years, by our cancellations goat, who does not read.From episode 6142, We Gave 4 AI Models the Same Toast Prompt (19 October 2026) →
Sham Pavilion, Control Chair Sold Separately
1:20A canvas pavilion that upgrades your placebo, followed by small print that disclaims everything including drafts.
Control chair sold without legs to preserve experimental separation.From episode 6155, Acupuncture, Adenosine, and the Sham Needle Problem (20 October 2026) →
Vowel Vanisher and the Baltic Island
1:28A dot-removing machine whose price collapses mid-pitch while the free gifts grow into a goat, a boat and a lighthouse.
Now the price is one hundred, but I can go to forty, and I will, because I love you, and as a bonus you get my cousin's boat, which sails, mostlyFrom episode 6148, The Tiny Hebrew Models Behind the Show's Voice (19 October 2026) →
The Privacy Pouch Works Too Well
0:38A lead-lined goatskin phone bag so effective that the announcer has lost contact with his own mother.
I put my mother’s phone in one three weeks ago and I haven't heard a peep about her hip surgery since!From episode 71, Why Google Can't Crawl the Dark Web (22 December 2025) →
A Public Warning About Your Middle
0:53A mock public-health warning about the exposed middle of a script, sold with an eleven-boned corset.
The middle of a script is its most vulnerable region, and it is exposed to drafts.From episode 6136, How We Chose Our New Script Writer (19 October 2026) →
The Umbrella With No Handle
0:50An umbrella that sheds cosmic indifference, available in Nihilist Navy, Stoic Silver and Absurdist Apricot.
The Existential Umbrella does not come with a handle because, much like life, there is nothing to hold onto.From episode 100, AI as a Mirror: Mapping Your Philosophical Identity (24 December 2025) →
Perfume Ad, Actually a Mop
0:39A hushed luxury-fragrance pitch that turns out, in its closing seconds, to be selling a mop head.
because Verbatim is a mop head.From episode 6158, Naming the ASR Sub-Tasks Nobody Mapped (20 October 2026) →
Best of Hilbert Flumingtop
The show's producer, on the rare occasions he steps out from behind the desk. Meet the character →
Hilbert, Brunel and the Drawbridge
3:22Hilbert drops into the Meccano episode having finished the Aston Martin, and explains why his eighty-seven-year-old tortoise, Brunel, won't look at it, and why he no longer uses the drawbridge Hilbert built him.
I finished the car. It's on the shelf. My tortoise won't look at it.From episode 5985, Meccano at 125: What Kids Actually Learn From Bolts (15 October 2026) →