#2855: How Medieval Hebrew Became Israel's Handwriting

The surprising 800-year history of how Ashkenazi cursive became the handwriting taught in Israeli schools today.

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The cursive Hebrew used in Israeli schools today — called ktav yad, or handwriting script — has roots dating back to at least the thirteenth century. It's not a twentieth-century invention from the founding of Israel, but a medieval development that evolved organically across Jewish communities in Europe. Two parallel cursive traditions developed independently: Ashkenazi cursive from Central and Eastern Europe, and Sephardic solitreo from the Iberian Jewish world, which spread through the Ottoman Empire after the 1492 expulsion.

Both traditions were systematic, not merely sloppy versions of square script. They had their own logic, regional variants, and evolutionary trajectories — a Polish Ashkenazi cursive looked different from a German one, and solitreo from Thessaloniki differed from that of Fez. The scripts emerged from practical necessity: rabbis writing lengthy legal correspondence needed faster letterforms. A square-script bet requiring four strokes became a two-stroke backward C-shape in Ashkenazi cursive. These saved strokes accumulated enormously across thousands of responsa.

The Ashkenazi cursive won out as the basis for modern Israeli handwriting through institutional momentum, not official decree. Early Zionist educators in the First and Second Aliyah (1880s-1910s) were overwhelmingly Eastern European Jews who taught the cursive they knew. When the Hebrew educational system formalized in the 1920s and 1930s, the core shapes were already locked in. Standardization ironed out regional variations — deciding, for instance, that the Polish-style tzadi would be standard over the Lithuanian variant. The result: modern Israeli cursive where the shin looks nothing like its square-script counterpart, and the aleph bears almost no visual relationship to its formal ancestor. Solitreo largely retreated into specific Sephardic religious contexts, a cultural loss reflecting the broader pattern of Ashkenazi norms becoming the Israeli default.

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#2855: How Medieval Hebrew Became Israel's Handwriting

Corn
Daniel sent us this one about cursive Hebrew — the handwriting script Israelis use for shopping lists and sticky notes and basically anything written by hand. He assumed it was a twentieth-century improvisation, something cobbled together alongside modern Hebrew itself when Israel was founded. Turns out it's much older, goes back centuries, had its own slow process of standardization across Ashkenazi and Sephardic communities. And he wants to know how we got from there to the standardized cursive kids learn in Israeli schools today.
Herman
He's right about the assumption being wrong, which I love because it's one of those things where the real story is better than the guess. The cursive Hebrew used in Israel today — people call it ktav yad, handwriting script — its roots go back to at least the thirteenth century. We're talking Central Europe, Ashkenazi Jewish communities, rabbis writing responsa to each other. This isn't a Ben-Gurion-era invention. It's a medieval development that just kept evolving.
Corn
Before we get into the Ashkenazi side, we should probably acknowledge that the Sephardic world had its own cursive tradition too, and it's arguably even older.
Herman
And solitreo is fascinating because it's essentially the cursive descendant of the Sephardic square script, which itself came out of the medieval Iberian Jewish world. When the Jews were expelled from Spain in fourteen ninety-two, they carried solitreo with them into the Ottoman Empire, North Africa, the Balkans. It became the handwriting script of the Sephardic diaspora for centuries.
Corn
Solitreo looks wildly different from Ashkenazi cursive. If you put them side by side, someone who only knows modern Israeli cursive might not even recognize solitreo as Hebrew.
Herman
Solitreo is more angular, more ornate in some ways, and it developed in a completely separate trajectory. The Ashkenazi cursive that eventually won out as the basis for modern Israeli handwriting came from a different lineage — Central and Eastern Europe, starting around the thirteenth or fourteenth century. And the key thing to understand is that both of these scripts, solitreo and Ashkenazi cursive, weren't just random sloppy versions of the square letters. They were systematic. They had their own logic, their own evolution, their own regional variants.
Corn
We've got two parallel cursive traditions developing independently for centuries. And somehow we end up with one standardized handwriting script in modern Israel. That's the part that interests me — how does one lineage win?
Herman
It's not even that one lineage "won" in a dramatic sense. It's more that the Ashkenazi cursive became the basis, and then the standardization process in the early twentieth century smoothed out the regional variations. But let me back up and talk about why cursive Hebrew developed at all. Because that's actually the starting point for understanding any of this.
Herman
Hebrew writing has always had this tension between the sacred and the everyday. The square script — what we call ktav ashuri, the Assyrian script — that was the script of Torah scrolls, of printed books, of anything formal or liturgical. But if you're a rabbi in thirteenth-century Germany and you need to write a lengthy legal opinion to a colleague in another city, you're not going to carefully render every serif and crown on every letter. You're going to write faster. And when you write faster, the letters start connecting, they start simplifying, the strokes become more economical.
Corn
Like any handwriting evolution anywhere. The formal script is for monuments and books, the cursive is for getting things done.
Herman
And what's interesting about Hebrew specifically is that the formal square script is already pretty economical compared to something like Chinese characters, but it still has a lot of strokes per letter. A bet in square script has that little tail at the bottom right, the horizontal roof, the vertical right stroke. In Ashkenazi cursive, that bet becomes essentially a backward C-shape with a little entry stroke. Maybe two strokes total instead of three or four.
Corn
When you're writing responsa — these long legal correspondences — those saved strokes add up.
Herman
They add up enormously. Some of these rabbinic responsa were basically book-length. The Rashba, Rabbi Shlomo ben Aderet in thirteenth-century Barcelona, wrote thousands of responsa. His output alone would justify developing a faster script.
Corn
The cursive emerges organically, just from the practical need to write quickly. But then it starts developing regional flavors.
Herman
Yes, and this is where it gets really interesting. By the sixteenth or seventeenth century, you can look at a handwritten Hebrew document and make an educated guess about where the writer came from. Ashkenazi cursive from Poland looked different from Ashkenazi cursive from Germany. Sephardic solitreo from Thessaloniki looked different from solitreo from Fez. And within the Ashkenazi world, you even had sub-variants — Lithuanian, Galician, Hungarian — each with their own little quirks.
Corn
Were these differences comparable to, say, the differences between French handwriting and German handwriting in the Latin script? Where you can immediately tell the nationality?
Herman
If you look at nineteenth-century French cursive versus nineteenth-century German Kurrentschrift, they're visibly different even though they're both writing the Latin alphabet. Hebrew cursive had similar regional markers. The shape of the aleph, the way the lamed looped, the angle of the nun — these were tells.
Corn
We've got this landscape of regional variation. And then something happens in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries that starts pushing toward standardization.
Herman
Zionism and the revival of Hebrew as a spoken language. Because here's the thing — when Eliezer Ben-Yehuda and others were working to turn Hebrew from a liturgical and literary language into a daily vernacular, they had to think about every aspect of the language. Vocabulary, grammar, pronunciation — and yes, handwriting. If you're going to have schools teaching Hebrew to children, you need to decide which script they're going to learn to write.
Corn
You can't just tell kids to write in square script. That's like asking English schoolchildren to write everything in Gothic blackletter.
Herman
Square script is slow. It's designed for clarity and formality, not for taking notes. So the early Hebrew educators in Palestine — and I'm talking the period of the First Aliyah and Second Aliyah, roughly the eighteen eighties through the nineteen teens — they had to settle on a cursive form. And what they chose was essentially a cleaned-up version of the Ashkenazi cursive that most of them had grown up with.
Corn
Because the early Zionist educators were overwhelmingly Ashkenazi.
Herman
The First Aliyah was mostly Eastern European Jews. The Second Aliyah was heavily Russian and Polish. These people came from communities where Ashkenazi cursive was the standard handwriting script. When they set up schools in places like Rishon LeZion and Zichron Yaakov, they taught the cursive they knew. Sephardic immigrants — and there were plenty, especially from Yemen and the old Yishuv in Jerusalem — they had their own traditions, but the institutional momentum was with the Ashkenazi form.
Corn
That's how a medieval Central European handwriting tradition becomes the basis for modern Israeli cursive. Not through any official decree, but through the path of least resistance.
Herman
There was eventually some official standardization. In the nineteen twenties and thirties, as the Hebrew educational system in mandatory Palestine became more formalized, there were committees and curriculum decisions about exactly which letterforms to teach. But the core shapes were already locked in by then. The standardization was more about ironing out the regional variations — deciding, for instance, that the Polish-style tzadi was going to be the standard rather than the Lithuanian variant.
Corn
What were some of the specific letterforms that got contested?
Herman
The aleph is a good example. In some Ashkenazi cursive traditions, the aleph was written almost like a mirrored K — a vertical stroke with two diagonal strokes branching off to the left. In others, it was more like a loop with a crossbar. The version that won out in Israeli cursive is somewhere in between — it looks a bit like a printed lowercase K but with the upper arm curving upward.
Herman
The shin in modern Israeli cursive is essentially a continuous wavy line — almost like a tilde that's been stretched out, or a cursive E lying on its back. In some older Ashkenazi variants, it was more angular, with distinct peaks. The standardized version smoothed it out. But here's what's really striking — the Israeli cursive shin looks nothing like the square-script shin. If you didn't know the mapping, you'd never guess they were the same letter.
Corn
That's true of a lot of the letters, actually. The cursive aleph bears almost no visual relationship to the square aleph. The cursive tet looks like an upside-down U. The cursive tsadi looks like a number three.
Herman
This is a sign of organic evolution. These letterforms didn't come from someone sitting down and designing a cursive version of the square letters. They came from generations of people writing fast and the shapes gradually drifting. The same thing happened with the Latin alphabet — our lowercase a looks nothing like the capital A, and the lowercase g in most typefaces is a completely different shape from the capital G. Handwriting evolution is not a design process. It's a drift process.
Corn
By the mid-twentieth century, Israeli schoolchildren are all learning the same cursive forms. But I'm curious about what happened to solitreo. Did it just die out?
Herman
Solitreo didn't die out completely, but it retreated into very specific niches. You still find it in some Sephardic communities, especially in religious contexts. Some older Sephardic Jews continued to write solitreo for personal correspondence well into the twentieth century. And there are efforts to preserve it — there are calligraphers and researchers documenting it. But as a living, daily handwriting script, it was largely replaced by the Ashkenazi-derived Israeli cursive.
Corn
Which is a kind of cultural loss, honestly. A whole visual tradition, centuries old, just fading into museums and archives.
Herman
It is a loss. And it's part of a larger pattern in the formation of Israeli culture — the Ashkenazi norms often became the default, and Sephardic and Mizrahi traditions were sidelined. The language itself is a parallel case. Modern Hebrew pronunciation is overwhelmingly based on the Sephardic vowel system — Ben-Yehuda explicitly favored it — but the handwriting went the other way. Ashkenazi cursive won.
Corn
Pronunciation went Sephardic, handwriting went Ashkenazi.
Herman
Neither choice was ideologically pure. Ben-Yehuda liked the Sephardic pronunciation partly because he thought it sounded more authentically "Semitic," closer to Arabic, which fit the Zionist self-image of returning to the Middle East. But the Ashkenazi educators running the schools just defaulted to the cursive they knew. Nobody was going to retrain their own handwriting.
Corn
Practicality beats ideology again.
Corn
Let's talk about the actual mechanics of modern Israeli cursive. If someone from, say, nineteenth-century Poland looked at a shopping list written by an Israeli today, how much would they recognize?
Herman
A lot, actually. The letterforms have been standardized and simplified, but the core shapes are recognizably from the same family. A nineteenth-century Polish Jew might notice that the lamed is a bit taller and loopier than what they're used to, or that the final mem has a slightly different closure, but they'd be able to read it without much trouble. The continuity is real.
Corn
Going the other direction — can a modern Israeli read a nineteenth-century Ashkenazi handwritten letter?
Herman
It depends on the handwriting. Some nineteenth-century cursive is quite legible to a modern Israeli. Some is much harder, especially if it's from a regional variant that had more divergent forms. And if you go back to the eighteenth or seventeenth century, it gets progressively more difficult. The letters were more elaborate, more connected, and some of the shapes hadn't yet evolved into their modern forms.
Corn
There's a readability gradient over time, just like with English handwriting. A modern English speaker can read a letter from the nineteen twenties pretty easily, but a letter from the seventeen hundreds requires some effort.
Herman
And the further back you go, the more you're dealing with what are essentially different scripts that happen to share a common ancestor. By the time you get to the earliest Ashkenazi cursive documents from the thirteenth or fourteenth century, you're looking at something that a modern Israeli would struggle with considerably.
Corn
One thing I've noticed, having lived in Israel, is that a lot of people actually have trouble writing in square script. If you ask an average Israeli to write something in the block letters you see in a printed book, they'll hesitate. They might make mistakes. The cursive is so dominant as the handwriting form that the square script has become almost exclusively a reading script.
Herman
This is a really important point. In most alphabetic cultures, children learn to read and write the same letterforms. In Israel, there's a genuine digraphia — two related but visually distinct scripts used in different contexts. Children learn to read square script first, then separately learn to write in cursive. And for many Israelis, writing in square script feels unnatural and clumsy because they simply never practice it.
Corn
It's like if English-speaking children learned to read in Times New Roman but learned to write exclusively in a cursive that looks nothing like it. Which, to be fair, was somewhat true in the era when English cursive was heavily emphasized.
Herman
Right, but even English cursive shares more visual DNA with printed letters than Hebrew cursive does with square script. The Hebrew case is more extreme. Some of the mappings are almost arbitrary — you just have to memorize that this squiggle equals that square letter.
Corn
Which raises an interesting question. Does this digraphia have cognitive effects? Does it make learning to read and write Hebrew harder or easier?
Herman
There's actually some research on this. The evidence is mixed. Some studies suggest that digraphia adds a cognitive load — you're essentially learning two visual systems for the same underlying alphabet. But other research suggests it might actually help with letter recognition because the brain has to learn the abstract letter identity separate from the specific visual form. If you only ever see an aleph in one shape, you might not fully internalize what makes an aleph an aleph.
Corn
The extra difficulty might produce deeper learning. That's a very Jewish pedagogical outcome.
Herman
Suffering leads to wisdom, Corn. It's in the contract.
Corn
I want to go back to something you mentioned earlier about the Sephardic cursive traditions. What did it actually look like, and how different was it from the Ashkenazi cursive?
Herman
Solitreo is striking. It's more vertical than Ashkenazi cursive, with taller, narrower letters. The strokes tend to be thinner and more angular. Some of the letterforms are completely different — the solitreo aleph looks almost like a printed lowercase H with an extra crossbar, whereas the Ashkenazi aleph looks like a K. The solitreo shin looks like a zigzag or a series of connected V shapes. It's genuinely a different script.
Corn
Solitreo was used for Ladino, right? So it wasn't just writing Hebrew, it was also the script for Judeo-Spanish.
Herman
Yes, and this is a crucial distinction. Solitreo was the handwriting script for both Hebrew and Ladino in the Sephardic world, just as Ashkenazi cursive was used for both Hebrew and Yiddish in the Ashkenazi world. But the base languages were different, and the script served different literary cultures. Ladino literature — newspapers, novels, translations — was often printed in square script, but handwritten Ladino was in solitreo.
Corn
Solitreo was doing double duty. Handwriting for sacred Hebrew texts and for everyday Ladino correspondence.
Herman
And that's part of why it survived as long as it did — it had a functional role in a living language community. When Ladino started declining as a daily language in the twentieth century, solitreo lost one of its main use cases. The Holocaust also devastated the Sephardic communities of the Balkans, particularly in Salonika, which had been a major center of Ladino culture. Between linguistic shift and demographic catastrophe, solitreo's user base shrank dramatically.
Corn
The Ashkenazi cursive didn't face the same pressures because Yiddish was declining too, but the Ashkenazi cursive had already been adopted as the basis for Israeli Hebrew handwriting.
Herman
The Ashkenazi cursive got institutionalized just as its original Yiddish-language ecosystem was weakening. Solitreo never got that institutional foothold in the Zionist education system.
Corn
Let's talk about the actual standardization process in more detail. You mentioned committees in the nineteen twenties and thirties. Who was making these decisions, and what were the debates like?
Herman
The main institutional player was the Va'ad HaLashon, the Hebrew Language Committee, which was the predecessor to the modern Academy of the Hebrew Language. The Va'ad HaLashon was founded by Ben-Yehuda in eighteen ninety and was focused primarily on vocabulary and grammar, but as the Hebrew school system expanded in mandatory Palestine, questions of writing instruction inevitably came up. Teachers needed guidance on which cursive forms to teach.
Corn
Were there actual published standards? Like a handwriting manual?
Herman
In the nineteen twenties, several Hebrew handwriting manuals were published in Palestine, showing model letterforms for teachers to use. These weren't legally binding — there was no Ministry of Education at that point — but they were widely adopted because teachers wanted consistency. The most influential was probably a guide published by the Hebrew Teachers' Federation around nineteen twenty-four, which laid out a set of cursive letterforms that look very close to what Israeli children learn today.
Corn
By the nineteen twenties, the basic shapes are already locked in. A hundred years later, kids are learning essentially the same forms.
Herman
With some minor modifications. The lamed has gotten a bit taller over the decades. The final peh has simplified slightly. But yes, a time-traveling schoolchild from nineteen twenty-five Tel Aviv could sit in a first-grade classroom today and follow along pretty well.
Corn
That's actually remarkable stability for a script that was, at that point, still quite young in its standardized form.
Herman
It speaks to the power of institutionalization through schools. Once you teach a million children to write a certain way, that becomes the standard, and it's very hard to change. Handwriting is one of the most conservative things humans do — it gets locked in during childhood and persists for life.
Corn
Unless you're a doctor, apparently. Then all bets are off.
Herman
Hebrew doctor handwriting is its own separate script. Completely illegible, possibly cryptographic. There are probably medieval Kabbalists who would struggle with an Israeli prescription.
Corn
We've covered the Ashkenazi origins, the Sephardic alternative, the standardization in mandatory Palestine. What about the actual visual logic of the script? How does it relate to the square letters? Is there any systematic pattern to how the cursive forms evolved?
Herman
There are some patterns, but they're not perfectly consistent. One common transformation is that the square script's horizontal and vertical strokes get connected by curves. In square script, a dalet is a horizontal roof and a vertical right leg — two strokes meeting at a right angle. In cursive, those two strokes get joined by a curve, and the whole letter becomes a sort of backwards C shape with a flat top.
Corn
Like the difference between printed capital E and cursive lowercase e in English.
Herman
Another pattern is that letters that require lifting the pen in square script get turned into continuous strokes in cursive. The square-script mem has multiple strokes — in cursive, it's written in one continuous motion. The same with the bet, the kaf, the peh.
Corn
Then there are letters where the cursive form seems to come from a completely different planet.
Herman
The tsadi in Israeli cursive looks like a number three. In square script, it looks like a bent L with a little hook. The connection between these two shapes is not obvious at all. What happened historically is that the right leg of the tsadi gradually curved inward and upward over centuries, while the left leg shortened and eventually merged with the body of the letter. By the time the process was done, the original square shape was unrecognizable.
Corn
It's like watching a species evolve. The intermediate forms make sense, but the starting point and the ending point look unrelated.
Herman
Without the fossil record — the intermediate manuscripts — you'd never guess the lineage. This is why paleography, the study of historical handwriting, is so important. Without it, you'd look at a modern Israeli cursive tsadi and a square-script tsadi and assume they were different letters that happened to share a name.
Corn
Is there a good reference work on this? Something that traces the evolution of each letter?
Herman
The classic work is by Solomon Birnbaum — he wrote extensively on Hebrew paleography, and his book "The Hebrew Scripts" from the nineteen fifties is still a foundational text. It's basically a visual atlas of Hebrew letterforms across time and geography, with plates showing the evolution of each letter. If you want to see the intermediate forms of the tsadi, Birnbaum has them.
Corn
I'll have to track that down.
Herman
It's the kind of book where you open it and three hours disappear. Every page is just letterform after letterform, manuscript after manuscript. For a certain kind of person, it's pure catnip.
Corn
For you, you mean.
Herman
I'm not denying it.
Corn
Let's shift gears slightly. We've been talking about the Ashkenazi cursive and its journey to becoming the Israeli standard. But I'm curious about the actual experience of writing in Hebrew cursive versus, say, English cursive. Are there ergonomic differences? Is one faster?
Herman
Hebrew cursive is generally faster to write than English cursive, for a couple of reasons. First, Hebrew letters tend to be simpler — fewer strokes per letter on average. Second, Hebrew is written right to left, which for right-handed people means you're pulling the pen rather than pushing it. Pushing creates more friction and fatigue. Pulling is smoother and faster.
Corn
That's a mechanical advantage I'd never considered.
Herman
It's subtle but real. Left-handed people have the opposite experience — English is easier for them because they're pulling, and Hebrew is harder because they're pushing. Which is probably why left-handed Israelis often develop very distinctive handwriting, with a forward slant that's the opposite of what right-handed writers produce.
Corn
Of course, in the pre-ballpoint era, when everyone used fountain pens or quills, the right-to-left advantage would have been even more pronounced. Pushing a fountain pen creates all kinds of problems with ink flow and nib catching.
Herman
The right-to-left direction of Hebrew script probably evolved partly because of this — if you're carving in stone, direction doesn't matter much, but once you're writing with ink on parchment or paper, pulling is better. And most people are right-handed.
Corn
The script direction and the cursive simplification are both, at root, ergonomic optimizations.
Herman
Writing systems evolve toward efficiency. The forms that survive are the ones that let people write faster with less fatigue. It's not a conscious design process — it's just that over generations, the easier forms win out because people naturally gravitate toward them.
Corn
Which brings us back to the standardization question in a different way. Once you have a standardized cursive taught in schools, does the evolution stop? Or does it keep changing, just more slowly?
Herman
It keeps changing, but the rate slows down dramatically. Standardization through schooling acts like a brake on evolution. When every child is taught the same letterforms and graded on reproducing them correctly, the range of variation narrows. But it doesn't disappear entirely. If you look at Israeli handwriting today, you'll see a lot of individual variation — some people write a very round cursive, some write an angular one, some connect letters in ways the textbooks don't teach.
Corn
There are probably generational shifts too. The handwriting of someone who learned in the nineteen fifties might look different from someone who learned in the two thousands.
Herman
There's been a noticeable trend toward simplification. The lamed, for instance, has gotten taller and loopier in recent decades — almost a fashion thing. And some of the more elaborate connecting strokes that were taught in the mid-twentieth century have been dropped. The modern Israeli cursive is cleaner, more minimal, than what you'd see in a nineteen fifties school notebook.
Corn
I wonder if digital communication is changing things too. When you mostly type in Hebrew, does your handwriting get worse or just different?
Herman
It's a real phenomenon. People who grew up typing on phones and computers often have less fluent handwriting, in any script. But with Hebrew specifically, there's an interesting twist, which is that Hebrew typing on a standard keyboard requires you to know the square-script letter positions. So in a weird way, typing might be reinforcing familiarity with the square letters even as it reduces handwriting practice.
Corn
The square script is getting reinforced through technology while the cursive is getting less practice. That could shift the digraphia balance over time.
Herman
I don't think cursive Hebrew is going to disappear — it's too deeply embedded in the education system. But I do think we might see a generation that's more comfortable reading and typing square script than writing cursive. Which would be a historical reversal.
Corn
The pendulum swinging back after centuries of cursive dominance in handwriting.
Herman
If that happens, future paleographers will have a field day studying the digital transition the way we now study the transition from scroll to codex.
Corn
Alright, before we wrap up, I want to circle back to something Daniel mentioned in the prompt — this idea that most Israelis would have a hard time writing in square script. I think that's worth unpacking a bit more, because it tells us something about what handwriting actually is.
Corn
Handwriting isn't just a way of putting letters on a page. It's a motor skill, a set of deeply ingrained movement patterns. When you learn to write in cursive, you're training your hand to make specific shapes in specific sequences. The square script uses different shapes and different stroke orders. So asking someone to write in square script is like asking them to write with their non-dominant hand — the motor programs just aren't there.
Herman
And it's why you'll see adult Israelis, perfectly literate people, struggling to write a sign in square letters. They'll produce something that looks like a child's printing — wobbly, uncertain, with inconsistent letter sizes. It's not that they don't know what the letters look like. It's that their hands don't know how to make them.
Corn
This is also why calligraphy is a separate skill. A sofer, a Torah scribe, spends years training to produce perfect square letters. It's not just knowing the shapes — it's building the muscle memory, the breathing patterns, the rhythm. The fact that square script requires that kind of specialized training is part of what makes it sacred.
Herman
There's a beautiful symmetry there. The square script is the script of the sacred, and it requires sacred discipline to produce. The cursive is the script of the everyday, and it evolved through the casual, undisciplined movements of people just trying to get words onto paper. Each script is perfectly suited to its domain.
Corn
The medium is the message, once again.
Herman
And now: Hilbert's daily fun fact.

Hilbert: In the nineteen sixties, researchers in the Aleutian Islands discovered that Pacific sleeper sharks were using their electroreception to track and hunt Steller sea lions, effectively turning the sea lions' own navigational bioelectric fields into a homing beacon. The sharks could detect the sea lions' muscle activity from over a mile away.
Corn
The sea lions are broadcasting their location just by moving their muscles.
Herman
Every twitch is a flare in the dark. That is deeply unsettling.
Herman
Thank you, Hilbert. This has been My Weird Prompts. Thanks to our producer Hilbert Flumingtop. If you enjoyed this episode, leave us a review — it helps other people find the show. I'm Herman Poppleberry.
Corn
I'm Corn. We'll be back next time.

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