Airlines have steadily slashed baggage allowances over the past three decades, from 64 kg per passenger in 1995 to today's standard of 23 kg. The official justification is fuel efficiency and environmental responsibility. But the math doesn't support that narrative. Using the Breguet range equation, each additional kilogram of luggage on a transatlantic Boeing 777-300ER burns roughly 0.24 to 0.4 kg of jet fuel over an eight-hour flight — costing the airline about 20 to 30 cents. Meanwhile, overweight baggage fees run $100 to $200 for that same kilogram, representing a markup of up to 200x. The International Air Transport Association reported that excess baggage fees generated $5.7 billion globally in 2024. Fleet-wide fuel savings from reduced luggage weight amount to roughly 0.15 to 0.25 percent per flight — a rounding error compared to fee revenue. The real cap on checked bags isn't cargo hold volume, which could theoretically fit 200-300 suitcases. Instead, limits come from three factors: maximum structural payload (weight limits kick in before volume fills up), loading time (each bag adds 30 seconds to ground handling), and irregular shapes that waste space in standardized unit load devices. Airlines also ignore a far larger variable: passenger weight variation, which can swing by 2,500 kg on a full flight — equivalent to over 100 checked bags — yet goes unmeasured.
#2971: How Much Fuel Does Your Suitcase Really Burn?
Baggage fees aren't about fuel savings. The real story is a $5.7 billion profit center dressed up in green PR.
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Daniel sent us this one — he's been watching airline baggage allowances shrink over the years, from three bags of twenty-five kilos each on transatlantic flights down to today's single twenty-three-kilo bag on many routes. The question is, from a pure fuel economy standpoint, how significant are these restrictions to actual fuel burn? And if you have a truly absurd amount of luggage to check, where's the actual cap? Because the fine print often says ten or fifteen pieces per passenger, and he wants to know whether that's a real physical limit in the hold or something else entirely.
There's a lot to unpack here.
Of course there are.
The short answer is, the fuel savings are real but marginal, and the caps are about everything except available space. Let's start with the historical gut punch, because I think it sets the table. In nineteen ninety-five, British Airways economy class on transatlantic routes allowed two bags at thirty-two kilos each. That's sixty-four kilos total. Today it's one bag at twenty-three kilos. That's a sixty-four percent reduction in weight allowance per passenger. If this were purely about fuel, you'd expect to see fuel burn per passenger drop dramatically. Spoiler — it hasn't.
We're already at the central tension. Airlines say this is about fuel efficiency and the environment, but the math doesn't quite hold up. Walk me through the actual physics.
So the starting point is the Breguet range equation, which is the fundamental formula for aircraft range. It relates range to velocity, lift-to-drag ratio, specific fuel consumption, and the ratio of initial to final weight. The key insight is that fuel burn isn't linear with weight — it's logarithmic. Adding a kilogram at takeoff means you burn some fraction of that kilogram over the course of the flight, but not the whole thing, because you're also burning fuel to carry the fuel that carries the kilogram. It's a compounding effect, but a small one.
The question is, what's that fraction? If I pack an extra pair of shoes, how much jet fuel am I actually responsible for?
For a Boeing triple-seven three hundred ER on a transatlantic route, which burns about seven and a half tonnes of fuel per hour, each additional kilogram increases fuel burn by roughly zero point zero three to zero point zero five kilograms per flight hour. On an eight-hour crossing, that's an extra zero point two four to zero point four kilos of fuel per kilogram of luggage. So your extra pair of shoes — let's call it one kilogram — costs the airline somewhere between a quarter and four-tenths of a kilogram of jet fuel.
That's nothing. Jet fuel is what, around eighty cents per kilogram right now?
Roughly, depending on the contract and hedging. So we're talking maybe twenty to thirty cents in actual fuel cost to carry that extra kilogram across the Atlantic. And yet the airline charges you a hundred to two hundred dollars for that same kilogram if it puts you over the limit. That's not a fuel surcharge. That's a profit margin dressed up in environmental virtue signaling.
A two hundred X markup. I've heard of worse margins.
Here's where the fleet-wide numbers get interesting, because the airline argument is that small savings add up across thousands of flights. So let's do the math. A triple-seven with three hundred seats — if every passenger brings ten kilos less luggage, the total weight saved is three thousand kilos. That reduces fuel burn by about ninety to a hundred and fifty kilos per flight. On a flight that's burning roughly sixty thousand kilos of fuel total, that's a saving of maybe zero point one five to zero point two five percent. At best, one or two percent if you're being extremely generous with the assumptions.
One to two percent is not nothing at airline scale, but it's also not the kind of number that explains a sixty-four percent reduction in passenger allowance. I'm trying to picture this at the fleet level. If an airline like Delta operates something like five thousand flights a day, and we're saving maybe a hundred kilos of fuel per flight on average, that's five hundred thousand kilos of fuel saved daily across the entire operation. Sounds impressive until you realize that's about six hundred and twenty-five thousand liters, which is basically what a single long-haul triple-seven burns on one round trip to Tokyo. You're saving one long-haul flight's worth of fuel spread across five thousand flights. It's a rounding error with good PR.
That's exactly the right way to frame it. And this is where the revenue side crashes into the conversation. The International Air Transport Association — IATA — reported that excess baggage fees generated about five point seven billion dollars globally in twenty twenty-four. That's not ancillary revenue from seat selection or priority boarding. That's purely luggage overage charges. Five point seven billion dollars. The fuel savings from restricting luggage are a rounding error compared to that.
The origin story here matters. When did baggage fees become a profit center rather than a cost-recovery mechanism?
The watershed moment was the two thousand eight oil price spike. Crude hit a hundred and forty-five dollars a barrel, jet fuel prices doubled, and airlines were hemorrhaging cash. They started unbundling everything — meals, seat assignments, checked bags — to generate revenue without raising the sticker price of the ticket. What they discovered was that baggage fees were wildly profitable and, crucially, passengers hated them but paid them anyway. Once the oil price came back down, the fees stayed. It's the cocaine of airline revenue models — impossible to quit once you've tasted it.
Like adopting a feral cat.
I'm not sure that metaphor tracks, but I'll allow it. The point is, the industry discovered a revenue stream that has almost pure margin. The marginal cost of carrying an extra bag is maybe three to five dollars in fuel on a domestic flight, and the airline charges thirty to fifty dollars. On international routes, the cost might be ten to fifteen dollars, and the fee is a hundred to two hundred.
There's a case study that really drives this home. Delta changed its basic economy allowance in twenty twenty-five — went from one twenty-three-kilo bag to one eighteen-kilo bag on select routes. The fuel saving per flight? About zero point three percent. The estimated annual revenue from new overweight fees? Two hundred million dollars.
That's the ratio that tells the real story. A fraction of a percent in fuel savings, hundreds of millions in fees. And here's the kicker — Delta didn't reduce the maximum takeoff weight of the aircraft. They didn't change the structural payload limit. They just moved the line where the fee kicks in. The plane can physically carry the same weight it always could. They just decided that more of that weight capacity now triggers a surcharge.
Which is fascinating when you think about it from a regulatory perspective. The aircraft is certified for a specific maximum takeoff weight. That hasn't changed. The airline is essentially saying, we have this fixed capacity, and we're going to charge you for using more of it, even though using more of it doesn't cost us materially more. It's like a restaurant charging you extra for sitting in a chair that was already there.
That brings us to the other side of this. If an airline wanted to be truly fuel-efficient, they'd also be weighing passengers. You and I have covered that ground before, but it's worth noting that passenger weight variation swamps luggage weight variation. A fully-loaded three hundred seat aircraft might have fifteen thousand kilos of passengers and three thousand kilos of luggage. The standard deviation on passenger weight is larger than the entire luggage allowance.
Let's put numbers on that, because it's staggering. If you've got three hundred passengers and the standard deviation on weight is maybe fifteen kilos per person, the total passenger weight can vary by plus or minus two and a half thousand kilos just from random variation in who bought tickets that day. That's equivalent to over a hundred checked bags of variation, and the airline doesn't even measure it.
Airlines use standard passenger weights — eighty-eight kilos for men, seventy for women in summer, slightly more in winter with clothing. They're not weighing individuals. So they're optimizing the smaller, more controllable variable while ignoring the larger, more sensitive one. That's not an engineering decision. That's a customer experience decision dressed up as engineering.
Although I do wonder — has any airline actually tried weighing passengers? Even as a pilot program?
There was a brief and spectacularly unpopular experiment by Samoa Air in twenty thirteen. They charged by total weight — passenger plus luggage. You stepped on a scale at check-in, and your fare was calculated accordingly. It was logically defensible from a physics standpoint but a public relations catastrophe. People found it humiliating. The airline folded within a couple of years. Not solely because of the weighing policy, but it certainly didn't help.
The lesson is, you can charge people for their suitcase because the suitcase doesn't have feelings. Charge people for their body weight and you've got a revolt on your hands.
The suitcase is a socially acceptable proxy. It's the same psychology as charging for extra guacamole rather than raising the price of the burrito. People accept the line item if it feels optional, even if the underlying economics are the same.
Let's move to the second part of the prompt, because this is where it gets operationally interesting. The cap on luggage items. Most airlines say you can check up to ten or fifteen pieces per passenger. Why that number? Is the hold actually full?
The hold is almost never full by volume. A Boeing seven thirty-seven eight hundred has about fifteen hundred cubic feet of cargo hold space. A standard twenty-five-inch suitcase is maybe five to eight cubic feet. So theoretically, you could fit two to three hundred bags down there. But you'll never get close to that because weight limits kick in first. The seven thirty-seven has a maximum structural payload — that's passengers plus baggage plus cargo — and on a full flight, the remaining weight capacity for luggage is far less than the volume capacity.
The volume argument is a red herring.
The real cap comes from three things. First, loading time and turnaround. Every additional bag adds about thirty seconds to ground handling. If you've got one passenger checking twenty bags, that's ten extra minutes of loading for one person. Multiply that across a few passengers and you've delayed the departure. Airlines live and die by on-time performance — it affects their slot allocations, their customer satisfaction scores, their crew scheduling. A delayed departure cascades through the entire day's schedule.
Irregular shapes make it worse.
Skis, golf clubs, bicycles — these don't fit neatly into the unit load devices, the ULDs, which are the standardized containers that go into wide-body aircraft. The packing algorithm for ULDs is essentially a three-dimensional bin-packing problem, and irregular items create voids. You lose packing density, which means you need more containers for the same total volume. Airlines hate that. It's why they charge extra for sports equipment — it's not the weight, it's the shape.
I've seen baggage handlers loading a wide-body, and the ULDs are like giant Tetris pieces. They're designed to conform to the curved interior of the fuselage, so you've got these angled containers that slot together. If you've got a bicycle in a box that doesn't fit any standard ULD dimension, suddenly you're playing Tetris with a piece that doesn't belong in the set.
The ground crew is under enormous time pressure. They're not going to spend twenty minutes finessing a bicycle box into a container when they've got two hundred other bags to load in forty-five minutes. That bicycle ends up in a separate hold compartment, which means it needs its own restraint setup, its own load sheet entry. The operational friction is disproportionate to the physical size.
The second factor?
The European Union Aviation Safety Agency — EASA — and the FAA both mandate that cargo must be restrained to withstand nine g of forward force. That means in the event of a crash or extreme deceleration, the luggage can't become a projectile. Every bag needs to be secured with nets, straps, or locked into a container system. The more bags you have, the more restraint points you need, and at some point you simply can't secure everything adequately. It's a hard regulatory limit, not a commercial one.
Nine g forward force. So the cargo restraint system has to hold back a twenty-three-kilo bag as if it weighed over two hundred kilos.
And that's not theoretical — it's tested and certified. The certification specification, CS twenty-five from EASA, spells this out in detail. Airlines can't just throw an extra bag in the back and hope for the best. Every item has to be accounted for in the load sheet and properly restrained.
I'm trying to visualize the physics of that. In a nine-g deceleration, a twenty-three-kilo suitcase is exerting roughly two thousand newtons of force on whatever's holding it back. That's like having a large adult man standing on a single strap. If that strap fails, that suitcase is now a two-hundred-kilo-equivalent projectile moving through the cargo hold at whatever the initial speed was. It could punch through a bulkhead.
Bulkheads between the cargo hold and the passenger cabin are not designed to stop projectiles from the cargo side. They're fire suppression barriers, not armor plating. A loose suitcase in a crash sequence is a genuine hazard, which is why the certification requirements are so stringent and why airlines take restraint seriously even when passengers don't see it.
The third factor is the one I find genuinely fascinating — baggage reconciliation.
This is the hidden operational constraint that most passengers never think about. Airlines are legally required to ensure that every checked bag is on the correct flight. If a passenger checks in but their bag doesn't make it onto the aircraft, the airline has to either offload the passenger or accept the liability for a lost bag. The reconciliation process — matching bag tags to passenger manifests — becomes exponentially more difficult as the bag count per passenger increases.
Because the system is designed around one or two bags per person.
The barcode scanning, the conveyor routing, the manual reconciliation at the gate — all of it assumes a typical distribution of one to three bags per passenger. When you get to ten or fifteen bags for a single passenger, the handlers have to manually verify each tag, and the risk of a bag being misrouted goes way up. If one of those fifteen bags ends up on the wrong flight, the airline has a regulatory problem. Above about fifteen bags per passenger, manual reconciliation becomes so error-prone that it threatens on-time departure.
There's a security dimension here too, isn't there? Post-Lockerbie, the principle of positive passenger-bag reconciliation became mandatory. The idea is that a bag doesn't fly unless its owner is on the same aircraft. If you've got fifteen bags from one passenger, the system has to confirm fifteen times that this specific passenger boarded. If the passenger is a no-show, all fifteen bags have to be offloaded. That's not a five-minute job.
That's the nightmare scenario for a gate agent. Passenger checks fifteen bags, then doesn't show up at the gate. Now you're holding a fully loaded aircraft while ground crew locates and removes fifteen specific bags from a hold that may contain three hundred other bags. The delay could be an hour or more. The cap exists partly to limit the blast radius of that scenario.
The cap isn't about space in the hold. It's about time, safety, and paperwork.
If an airline accepts twenty bags from one passenger and something goes wrong — a bag is lost, a bag is damaged, a bag contains something it shouldn't — the liability exposure is twenty times higher than for a typical passenger. Airlines are risk-averse by nature. The cap is a risk management tool.
There's an interesting comparison here with cargo carriers. FedEx and UPS don't have bag count limits.
Because they're designed for it from the ground up. Their entire operation is containerized. Packages arrive at sorting facilities, get scanned, get loaded into standardized containers, and those containers are locked into aircraft in minutes. The process is automated and optimized for volume. Passenger airlines have a hybrid system — they're carrying people in the cabin and cargo in the belly, and the cargo operation is bolted onto the passenger operation. The two systems have different priorities and different tolerances.
The passenger airline cargo operation is almost an afterthought, historically. The belly hold was dead space that someone realized could generate revenue. But the infrastructure around it — the loading procedures, the tracking systems, the reconciliation protocols — was never rebuilt from scratch. It was layered on top of existing passenger processes.
That layering creates all sorts of inefficiencies. A FedEx package gets scanned at pickup, scanned at the local depot, scanned at the regional hub, scanned as it's loaded into a container, and the container itself is tracked. A checked bag on a passenger airline gets scanned at check-in and maybe scanned at a transfer point, but the tracking granularity is much coarser. The system works fine for one or two bags per passenger. It strains at ten.
If I show up at Heathrow with twenty suitcases for a flight to New York, what actually happens?
The check-in agent will likely refuse you. Most airlines have a hard limit in their conditions of carriage — typically ten to fifteen pieces — and above that, they'll direct you to cargo services. You'd book space on the same flight through the airline's cargo division, which is a completely different booking system, different pricing, different handling. Your bags would fly, but they'd fly as freight, not as checked luggage.
At which point you're paying cargo rates, which are calculated by weight and volume, not by the piece.
Cargo rates are generally lower per kilogram than excess baggage fees, which tells you everything you need to know about the economics. If the airline's actual cost was reflected in the baggage fee, cargo rates and excess baggage rates would converge. They don't. Excess baggage is a premium service with a premium price that has almost nothing to do with the underlying cost.
Let's circle back to the environmental angle, because this is where the messaging gets particularly cynical. Airlines routinely justify baggage restrictions with sustainability language — lighter planes, lower emissions, greener flying. How much carbon are we actually talking about?
Jet fuel produces about three point one six kilograms of carbon dioxide per kilogram burned. So if your extra kilogram of luggage burns zero point three kilos of fuel on a transatlantic flight, that's about one kilogram of CO2. For context, the average European's daily carbon footprint is about twenty kilograms. Your extra suitcase on a New York to London flight has the same climate impact as driving a car for about four kilometers.
The airline charges you a hundred dollars for that kilogram of CO2.
If carbon pricing were a hundred dollars per kilogram of CO2, the global economy would collapse overnight. The actual social cost of carbon, depending on which model you use, is somewhere between fifty and two hundred dollars per tonne — not per kilogram. So the airline is charging you roughly a thousand times the carbon cost.
That's not green policy. That's greenwashing with a checkout screen.
It works because most passengers don't do the math. They feel a vague sense of guilt about flying, they see the baggage fee framed as an environmental measure, and they pay it without questioning the proportionality. The airline gets the revenue and the green halo simultaneously.
I want to pause on that guilt mechanism, because it's psychologically quite sophisticated. The passenger is already doing something they've been told is environmentally harmful — flying. Then the airline presents them with an optional fee that's framed as mitigating some of that harm. The passenger pays the fee and feels slightly absolved. But the fee isn't buying carbon offsets. It's not funding sustainable aviation fuel research. It's going straight to the revenue line. The emotional transaction and the financial transaction are completely disconnected.
It's an indulgence, in the medieval sense. You pay the church to reduce your time in purgatory, but the purgatory here is environmental guilt, and the church is a publicly traded corporation with a fiduciary duty to shareholders. The theology is shaky at best.
Unlike medieval indulgences, there's no pretense that the money is funding good works. The airline's sustainability report might mention fuel efficiency gains from weight reduction, but those gains are measured in fractions of a percent. The baggage fee revenue is measured in billions. The two numbers live in different zip codes.
Different planets, really. And the airlines know this. Their investor communications talk about ancillary revenue growth as a key performance indicator. Their customer communications talk about sustainability. Those two narratives are kept carefully separate, but they converge on the same line item on your booking screen.
Let's get practical. If you're a heavy packer, what should you actually do?
The economics of baggage forwarding services have become compelling. A service like Send My Bag will ship a twenty-five kilo suitcase from London to New York for about fifty to a hundred dollars, door to door, with tracking and insurance. The airline would charge you two hundred dollars or more for the same suitcase as excess baggage. You're paying less, getting door-to-door service, and avoiding the airport luggage carousel entirely.
The freight services are using the same aircraft half the time.
Your bag might literally be on the same flight, just booked through a different channel at a lower price. The airline's cargo division is competing with the airline's passenger baggage operation, and the cargo division is offering a better deal.
That's a beautiful inefficiency.
It's the airline equivalent of buying a first-class ticket being cheaper than paying for three checked bags on some routes. The pricing is disconnected from the cost structure because different departments have different revenue targets and different competitive pressures.
I've seen that first-class arbitrage in practice. A friend was flying to Asia with three large suitcases of equipment. Economy ticket plus excess baggage was going to be something like eighteen hundred dollars. First class, which included three checked bags at thirty-two kilos each, was twenty-one hundred. For three hundred dollars more, he got a lie-flat seat, lounge access, and a meal that wasn't served in a foil tray. The baggage allowance alone made the upgrade effectively free.
That's the pricing irrationality that comes from siloed revenue management. The baggage fee department is optimizing for baggage fee revenue. The premium cabin department is optimizing for seat revenue. Neither is looking at the total passenger cost. The passenger who figures this out wins.
There's also the question of when these restrictions actually bite. You mentioned full planes and summer routes being stricter.
The operational constraint that actually matters is weight and balance, not the baggage allowance printed on your ticket. On a full flight in summer, with high passenger loads and hot weather — hot air is less dense, which reduces lift and increases required takeoff distance — the aircraft is more likely to be weight-restricted. That means the pilots and dispatchers are calculating the actual takeoff weight against the maximum allowable for the runway length, temperature, and altitude. If they're close to the limit, baggage is the easiest variable to cut.
The gate agent isn't being difficult. They're responding to a load sheet that says the aircraft is at its performance limit.
And this is where understanding the physics helps you predict behavior. Flights departing from high-altitude airports like Mexico City or Denver in summer, on a full narrow-body aircraft, are much more likely to be strict about baggage weight. Flights on wide-body aircraft with long runways — like a triple-seven out of London Heathrow — are rarely weight-restricted. The baggage limit there is purely commercial, not operational.
If you're flying Denver to London in August on a packed seven thirty-seven, pack light. If you're on a half-empty A-three-eighty out of Frankfurt in November, you could probably check a piano.
I wouldn't push it that far, but the principle holds. The operational limits are real, but they're situational. The commercial limits are constant and disconnected from the operational reality.
What about the future? The prompt mentioned dynamic pricing for baggage. Ryanair and Wizz Air have been trialing this.
Dynamic baggage pricing is the logical endpoint of the unbundling trend. Instead of a fixed fee for an extra bag, the price fluctuates based on route, season, aircraft type, and how close to departure you are. It's the same model that airlines already use for seat selection and ticket pricing. The Ryanair trial in twenty twenty-five was essentially surge pricing for suitcases — higher fees on peak travel days, lower fees on off-peak routes.
Which makes the cap even more arbitrary. If you're willing to pay the dynamic rate, why cap at ten bags?
Because the operational constraints we talked about — loading time, reconciliation, safety certification — don't change with the price. The cap is the one thing that's non-negotiable, even if the pricing around it becomes more sophisticated. You can charge a thousand dollars for the eleventh bag, but you still can't load it in time, reconcile it properly, or restrain it safely without disrupting the operation.
What about sustainable aviation fuel? If SAF becomes mandatory, does the fuel-weight relationship change?
The energy density of sustainable aviation fuels is comparable to conventional Jet A-one — it's within a few percent. So the physics don't fundamentally change. What changes is the cost. SAF is currently three to five times more expensive than conventional jet fuel. If that cost gets passed through to passengers, the fuel component of the baggage fee becomes more significant, but it's still dwarfed by the profit margin. A three hundred percent increase on a three-dollar fuel cost is still only nine dollars, while the baggage fee is a hundred.
Even in a SAF-mandated future, baggage fees remain a revenue tool, not a cost-recovery mechanism.
I'd argue they become even more important to airlines as a revenue tool, because SAF mandates are going to squeeze margins on the ticket price itself. Ancillary revenue — bags, seats, meals, priority boarding — is the cushion that absorbs those cost increases. Airlines aren't going to give up five point seven billion dollars in baggage fees just because the fuel in the tanks is slightly greener.
The subscription model is interesting too. United's baggage subscription lets you prepay for checked bags annually. It's essentially an insurance product against baggage fees.
It's brilliant behavioral economics. If you've prepaid for your bags, you're less likely to comparison-shop for other airlines. You're locked into United's ecosystem. And United gets predictable, recurring revenue from a service that costs them almost nothing to provide. It's the gym membership model applied to air travel.
The gym membership model works because people overestimate how often they'll use the service. You pay for the year thinking you'll check bags on eight flights, and you end up checking bags on four. United keeps the difference. But unlike a gym, where the marginal cost of you showing up is near zero, the airline does incur a small cost every time you check a bag. So the subscription has to be priced to cover the expected usage plus margin.
United has the data to price that accurately. They know the distribution of checked bag frequency across their customer base. They can set the subscription price so that the average subscriber pays slightly more than they would have paid in per-bag fees, while feeling like they got a deal. It's the same math as any insurance product — the house always wins on average.
To summarize the actionable takeaways for someone staring down a baggage fee right now. One, the fuel cost of your extra luggage is about fifty cents to a dollar per kilogram on a transatlantic flight. The airline is charging you a hundred to two hundred times that. Two, the environmental justification is mostly green theater — the carbon impact is trivial compared to the fee. Three, if you're traveling heavy, freight forwarding services are cheaper than airline excess baggage. Four, understanding weight and balance helps you predict enforcement — full planes and hot-weather departures from high-altitude airports are where the rules actually bite.
Five, the cap on luggage items is real but it's not about space. It's about loading time, safety certification, and baggage reconciliation. If you need to move twenty suitcases, book them as cargo. It'll be cheaper and less stressful.
The fundamental insight here is that baggage fees are a pricing strategy that found an environmental justification, not an environmental policy that happens to generate revenue. The physics of flight haven't changed dramatically since the nineteen nineties. What's changed is that airlines discovered passengers will pay.
Once that discovery was made, there was no going back. The luggage allowance isn't coming back. The subscription models and dynamic pricing are the next iteration of the same logic — extract maximum revenue from the variable people care about while keeping the base fare competitive in search results.
The next time you're charged for a twenty-three-point-five-kilo suitcase, remember — you're paying for the airline's profit margin, not the kerosene.
You're paying for the shareholders, not the fuel truck.
And now: Hilbert's daily fun fact.
Hilbert: In the nineteen sixties, a Yukon-based buzkashi league briefly experimented with scoring rules based on the acoustic properties of the carcass — specifically, the resonant frequency of a frozen goat when struck by a rider's whip. Matches were adjudicated by a man with a tuning fork and a strong stomach.
And now: Hilbert's daily fun fact.
Hilbert: In the nineteen sixties, a Yukon-based buzkashi league briefly experimented with scoring rules based on the acoustic properties of the carcass — specifically, the resonant frequency of a frozen goat when struck by a rider's whip. Matches were adjudicated by a man with a tuning fork and a strong stomach.
I have so many questions, and I want the answer to none of them.
The resonant frequency of a frozen goat. That's going to sit with me.
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