Hello everyone and welcome back to My Weird Prompts. I am Herman, and I am joined as always by my brother.
Herman Poppleberry, at your service. It is great to be here for episode one thousand ninety-eight.
Can you believe we are nearly at eleven hundred episodes? It feels like just yesterday we were talking about the very first large language models, and now here we are in March of twenty twenty-six, living in a world where the technology has moved from the screen into the actual economy. The shift from AI as a simple chatbot to AI as a functional procurement officer is no longer a theoretical debate; it is the reality of how the most efficient firms are operating today. Our housemate Daniel sent us a fascinating prompt today that really gets at the heart of where this is all going. He was looking at how businesses actually buy and sell things from each other and wondering why that process still feels so stuck in the twentieth century even when we have all this artificial intelligence at our fingertips.
It is the ultimate bottleneck, Herman. We have these incredibly fast models that can write code, analyze data, and generate strategy in seconds, but the moment a business needs to actually buy a piece of software or order a shipment of raw materials, everything grinds to a halt. You are back to emails, PDF invoices, manual approvals, and waiting for a human being in procurement to sign off on a purchase order. This quote-to-cash cycle is the next major frontier for automation. Daniel is right to point this out because we are seeing a massive shift right now from what I call chat-based AI to agentic AI that actually has the authority to execute financial transactions.
We have moved past the era of AI just being a research assistant. We are entering the era of the AI procurement officer. And honestly, this is the logical conclusion of what we talked about way back in episode nine hundred twenty, when we first looked at giving AI the credit card. Back then, it was mostly about small personal transactions, but what we are looking at today is the full-scale transformation of the business-to-business cycle. We need to define what we mean by agentic payments here, because it is more than just an API call that moves money.
That is the key distinction. Most people hear agentic payments and they think of an automated recurring billing system or a simple script. But the real meat of the transformation is the move from authorized execution, where the agent just clicks a pay button on a pre-set invoice, to autonomous negotiation. In autonomous negotiation, the agent is actually haggling for the terms of the deal before that button even exists. It is looking at the volume discounts, the net-thirty or net-sixty credit terms, and the delivery SLAs.
It sounds efficient, but it also sounds a bit like the Wild West if we do not have the right structures in place. I want to dig into the technical side of how these agents actually talk to each other. Because if they are just sending natural language back and forth, I can see a lot of room for error. We have all seen models hallucinate or get confused by complex instructions. If an agent is negotiating a legally binding contract for a million-dollar shipment of semiconductors, a hallucination is not just a funny mistake; it is a legal and financial catastrophe.
You are hitting on the exact reason why the ProcureAgent-OS framework, which was released just this past January, has become so influential so quickly. It moves away from pure natural language for the actual negotiation phase. Instead, it uses a standardized JSON schema for agent-to-agent purchase order negotiation. Think of it like a modern version of the old Electronic Data Interchange or EDI standards that big companies have used for decades, but with the reasoning capabilities of a modern large language model. The model does the thinking and the strategy, but it outputs the final offer in a structured format that another agent can parse with one hundred percent accuracy.
That makes sense. It creates a sort of handshake protocol where the boundaries are very clearly defined. But even with a structured format, the agent still has to make decisions. This brings us to the mechanism of agent-to-agent negotiation using multi-agent systems, or MAS. We touched on the architecture of sub-agent delegation in episode seven hundred ninety-five, and that is exactly what is happening here. You do not just have one big model doing everything. You have a specialized procurement agent that has access to your company's historical pricing data, your current inventory levels, and your cash flow requirements.
Right, and on the other side of the table, you have a sales agent representing the vendor. These two agents are essentially simulating a high-stakes poker game, but they are doing it based on real-time supply and demand data. The buyer agent knows that if inventory is low, it can pay a five percent premium for overnight shipping. The seller agent knows that if they have an overstock of a certain component, they are authorized to drop the price by fifteen percent to move the volume. This is happening in milliseconds across thousands of potential vendors. As of this month, over forty percent of enterprise procurement software providers have already announced or implemented some form of this agent-to-agent API support.
But let's talk about the hallucination problem again. Even with JSON, the underlying reasoning is still probabilistic. If the agent interprets a credit term incorrectly in its internal logic before it generates that JSON, you still have a problem. How does ProcureAgent-OS handle the legal compliance aspect?
It uses what we call constrained output generation. The framework essentially wraps the LLM in a validator. The model can propose terms, but those terms are checked against a library of legally pre-approved clauses. If the model tries to invent a new, non-standard liability waiver, the validator rejects the output and forces the model to try again using approved legal primitives. It is basically a way of ensuring that the agent stays within the lines of the company's legal risk appetite while still allowing it to be flexible on price and timing.
It is fascinating because it turns the entire sales process into an optimization problem. But I have to wonder about the legal side. If an agent agrees to terms that turn out to be unfavorable, or if there is a conflict between the structured JSON data and the natural language context that led up to it, who is liable? In a traditional human-led B2B deal, you have lawyers and procurement officers who sign their names. When it is agent-to-agent, is the company still on the hook if the agent makes a bad deal?
This is where we see the conservative principles of contract law and property rights coming into play. The prevailing view in the industry right now, especially among the big American tech firms and legal scholars, is that the agent is a tool of the corporation. Just like a high-frequency trading algorithm is an extension of the hedge fund that runs it, a procurement agent is an extension of the business. If you authorize an agent to spend money, you are responsible for the outcomes. That is why the guardrails we are going to talk about are so critical. You cannot just turn an agent loose with a blank check. You have to implement what we call Policy-as-Code.
Policy-as-Code. I like that term. It suggests that the guardrails are not just a set of suggestions in an employee handbook, but are actually hard-coded into the execution environment of the agent. So, if I am a manager, how do I actually set those limits? Is it as simple as saying, you have a budget of ten thousand dollars?
It is much more granular than that. In a sophisticated enterprise setup, you are looking at a multi-tier approval hierarchy that mirrors the human version but with much more rigor. You define budgets by category, by time period, and by vendor. For example, you might give an agent the authority to spend up to five hundred dollars on cloud computing resources without any human intervention. But if it needs to spend five thousand dollars, it has to trigger a notification to a human manager who provides a cryptographic signature to authorize the transaction. If it tries to spend fifty thousand dollars, it might require approval from the Chief Financial Officer.
So it is less about the agent being fully autonomous in a vacuum and more about it being autonomous within a predefined sandbox. It is the human-on-the-loop model rather than human-in-the-loop. The human is not doing the work, but they are standing over the shoulder of the agent, so to speak, with their hand on the circuit breaker.
And that circuit breaker is a literal technical mechanism. In the ProcureAgent-OS framework, there are built-in rate limits and anomaly detection systems. If an agent suddenly starts buying ten times more office supplies than it did last month, the system automatically freezes all transactions and alerts the audit team. It is actually much more secure than human procurement in many ways because a human can be bribed or make a typo that goes unnoticed for weeks. An agent's financial logs are immutable and can be audited in real-time as part of standard SOC-two compliance.
That is a very strong point. The auditability of AI agents is something that people often overlook. Every single thought process, every negotiation step, and every final decision is logged. If something goes wrong, you can go back and see exactly why the agent made that choice. You cannot always do that with a human employee who might just say, I thought it was a good deal at the time.
Right. And this leads us to the big question of the actual payment rails. How does the money actually move? Daniel's prompt mentioned the tension between crypto and fiat, and this is where a lot of the current debate is centered. If you look at the early experimental stuff from last year, a lot of it was built on cryptocurrency wallets. It is easy to see why. Crypto is native to the internet. You can give an agent a private key and it can sign a transaction on a blockchain without needing a bank account or a credit card. It is a very clean technical solution for an autonomous agent.
But it is not a clean solution for a real business. Most of the companies we talk to are not interested in holding volatile crypto assets on their balance sheet. They deal in dollars, or shekels here in Israel, or euros. They have existing relationships with banks like JP Morgan or Wells Fargo. They have credit lines and established accounting workflows that are all built on fiat currency. If agentic payments require everyone to switch to Bitcoin or Solana, it is just never going to happen at scale in the enterprise world. The crypto-only narrative is failing because it ignores the reality of tax compliance, regulatory reporting, and the simple fact that most of the world's goods are still priced in fiat.
I completely agree. But the good news is that we are seeing the rise of what I call agent-native banking APIs. Companies like Stripe and Plaid have been very aggressive here. They have released agent-specific endpoints that allow for fiat settlement without any of the blockchain overhead. Instead of a crypto wallet, the agent is given an OAuth-scoped token that is tied to a traditional corporate bank account or a virtual credit card.
So the agent has a digital wallet, but the underlying asset is still good old-fashioned fiat currency. That seems like the bridge we need. Can you explain how an OAuth-scoped token works in this context? I think our more technical listeners would appreciate that detail, especially when comparing it to the multi-sig wallet approach used in crypto.
Sure. In the crypto world, a multi-sig wallet requires multiple private keys to authorize a transaction. It is secure, but it is rigid. If you want to change the rules, you often have to move the funds to a new wallet. With an OAuth-scoped token in a fiat environment, the business owner can authorize an agent to interact with their bank account, but with very specific, dynamic limitations. Think of it like giving a valet the keys to your car, but the keys only allow the valet to drive to the parking lot and back. They cannot drive onto the highway or open the trunk.
And the bank's API acts as the enforcer of those scopes.
The token might say, this agent can only pay invoices from these five verified vendors, and the total amount cannot exceed one thousand dollars per day. The bank's API checks those scopes every time the agent tries to move money. If the agent tries to do something outside of those bounds, the bank simply rejects the request. It never even gets to the point where the money leaves the account. This is much more robust than the crypto approach because if a private key is compromised in crypto, the money is gone. In the fiat API world, the bank is still the gatekeeper. You have the protection of the existing financial system combined with the speed of an AI agent.
It really is the best of both worlds. And we are seeing this move into the invoicing side as well. In the old days, an invoice was a static document. Now, we are seeing the rise of streaming invoices where the agent can settle the bill in real-time as a service is being delivered. If you are using an AI-based translation service, for example, your agent could be paying for every thousand words translated as they happen, rather than waiting for a monthly bill. This improves cash flow for the seller and reduces the risk for the buyer. It is a fundamental change in the quote-to-cash cycle.
It also changes the role of the salesperson. If I am a B2B salesperson and I am now selling to an agent instead of a human, my job changes completely. I am no longer trying to take someone out to lunch and build a relationship. I am trying to make sure my company's API is the most compatible, my pricing is the most transparent, and my technical documentation is the easiest for an AI to parse. It is a shift from relationship-based selling to performance-based selling.
That is a profound shift, Corn. And it is one that I think favors companies that are at the forefront of this technical integration. We are seeing a lot of innovation in the Middle East right now around these agentic financial rails because there is a hunger for efficiency and a willingness to bypass legacy systems. I want to transition a bit to the practical takeaways for our listeners. If you are running a business today, whether it is a small startup or a larger enterprise, what should you be doing to prepare for this shift toward agentic procurement?
The first thing is to audit your own procurement process. How much of it is currently locked in PDF documents and manual email threads? If you want to be able to use these agents, you need to move toward structured data. Even if you are not ready to turn on an autonomous agent today, you should be using software that supports the latest API standards and structured invoicing. You want to make sure your data is ready so that when you do plug in an agent, it has something to read.
And what about the security side? We talked about Policy-as-Code. Should businesses be looking for specific tools that implement these guardrails?
You do not want to build these guardrails from scratch. There are already platforms emerging that act as an orchestration layer for AI agents. They provide the sandbox, the logging, and the API integrations with your bank. You want to look for solutions that are compliant with SOC-two and have clear transparency into how decisions are made. And most importantly, you need to define your approval hierarchies now. Who is authorized to spend what? What are the thresholds that require a human signature? Getting those rules down on paper today will make it much easier to translate them into code tomorrow.
It also seems like there is a new role emerging here, something like an AI Compliance Officer or an Agent Auditor. Someone whose job it is to periodically review the agent's logs and make sure it is still aligned with the company's goals and hasn't drifted into some weird sub-optimal behavior.
I think that is going to be a huge field. We are going to need people who understand both the business logic and the technical limitations of these models. It is not enough to just be a lawyer or an accountant anymore; you have to be able to read the JSON logs and understand why the model prioritized one term over another. We are moving from human-in-the-loop to human-on-the-loop, where the human provides the high-level strategy and the oversight, but the agent handles the high-frequency, low-value transactions.
We actually touched on some of the infrastructure challenges of managing these complex agent systems in episode nine hundred thirty-eight, when we talked about the AI Agent Operating System. This is really just the financial layer of that same operating system. Once you have the agents doing the work, they naturally need a way to pay for the resources they are consuming and the services they are hiring from other agents.
It is all part of the same evolution. We are building the nervous system of a new kind of economy. And while it might feel a little strange to think about agents negotiating with each other while we sleep, the efficiency gains are just too large to ignore. Think about the amount of human potential that is currently trapped in the drudgery of processing invoices and chasing down purchase orders. If we can automate that, we free up those people to do much more creative and strategic work.
That is the pro-growth, pro-innovation perspective that we always try to champion on this show. It is about using technology to expand what is possible, not just to replace what we already have. And I think that is a great place to start wrapping up this part of the discussion. We have covered a lot of ground today, from the technical nuances of ProcureAgent-OS to the shift from crypto to fiat rails.
It has been a deep dive, for sure. But before we go, I want to leave our listeners with one final thought. We are moving toward a world of what I call the Autonomous CFO. Imagine a system that doesn't just manage procurement, but manages the entire cash flow of a company. It sees the incoming revenue, it predicts the upcoming expenses, it negotiates the best terms for short-term credit, and it optimizes the company's treasury. That is the ultimate goal of agentic payments. It is not just about spending money; it is about managing capital with a level of precision that no human could ever achieve.
That is a bold vision, Corn. It certainly raises a lot of questions about liability and oversight that we will likely be discussing for the next hundred episodes. If an agent makes a decision that leads to a liquidity crisis, who is to blame? The developer of the model? The CFO who set the guardrails? The bank that provided the API? These are the questions that will define the next decade of corporate law.
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Definitely. Well, I think that covers it for today. A big thank you to Daniel for sending in this prompt. It really forced us to look at the intersection of AI and finance in a way we haven't in a while.
Thanks, Daniel. It was a great one.
This has been My Weird Prompts. I am Herman, and I was here with my brother.
Herman Poppleberry. Until next time, everyone.
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So, Corn, I was thinking about that circuit breaker idea. Do you think we could implement one for our grocery budget? I feel like I am spending way too much on those premium eucalyptus leaves lately.
You know, I was going to say the same thing about your obsession with high-end hay, but I didn't want to make it weird. Maybe we should let an agent handle the shopping for a week and see what happens.
Only if we can set a very high limit for the good stuff. I have standards, you know.
I know you do. I know you do. Alright, let's get out of here before you start negotiating for a better brand of water.
Too late, I already have an agent looking into it.
Of course you do. Bye everyone!
Goodbye!
You know, Herman, I was just thinking about the ProcureAgent-OS implementation. One thing we didn't touch on as much is the role of the large language model's reasoning capabilities in the actual haggling process. Because it is one thing to have a structured format, but the actual strategy behind the offer is still where the magic happens.
That is a really good point, and I think it is where we see the most variation between different agent providers. Some are using very conservative, rule-based strategies that basically just check against a list of acceptable terms. But the more advanced ones are using reinforcement learning from human feedback to actually learn how to be a better negotiator. They are learning when to be firm and when to give a little bit of ground to close the deal.
It is almost like they are developing a sense of game theory. They are predicting how the other agent will respond based on thousands of previous interactions. It makes the whole thing feel much more like a living, breathing ecosystem rather than just a set of scripts running on a server.
It really does. And that is why the January update was so important. It provided the common language for that ecosystem to grow. Before that, every agent was sort of shouting into the void in its own unique way. Now, they have a shared protocol, which means the network effects are going to start kicking in. We are going to see a massive explosion in the number of transactions being handled this way over the next twelve months.
I think you are right. And it is going to be fascinating to see which companies come out on top. Will it be the legacy procurement giants like SAP and Oracle, or will it be the new, AI-native startups that are building from the ground up?
My money is on the AI-native ones. They don't have the baggage of decades of legacy code and they can move much faster. But the big players have the data and the existing relationships, so they won't go down without a fight. It is going to be a battle of the titans, for sure.
Well, we will be here to cover it. Thanks for the extra insight, Herman.
Anytime. Let's really go now.
Right. See you all in the next one.
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One more thing, actually. I was thinking about the implications for international trade. If you have agents in different countries with different legal systems and different currencies all negotiating in this shared JSON format, it could potentially bypass a lot of the friction that currently makes cross-border B2B so difficult.
Oh, absolutely. That is one of the most exciting potential use cases. If the agent can handle the currency conversion, the customs documentation, and the local legal compliance automatically as part of the negotiation, you are looking at a truly global, frictionless marketplace. It would be a massive boon for small and medium-sized enterprises that currently find it too expensive or complicated to sell internationally.
It could be a real equalizer. It gives a small shop in Jerusalem the same procurement power as a multinational corporation. That is a very powerful idea.
It is the democratization of global trade through artificial intelligence. It sounds like a headline from the future, but we are seeing the first steps toward it right now.
We really are. Okay, now I am definitely done. For real this time.
I'll believe it when I see the recording stop.
Fair enough. Goodbye, everyone!
Goodbye!
Wait, did we mention the website again?
Yes, Corn, we mentioned it. My weird prompts dot com.
Right, right. Just making sure. Okay, bye!
Bye!
So, back to the Policy-as-Code thing. If a company wants to start implementing that today, is there a specific language or framework they should be looking at? I know we mentioned ProcureAgent-OS, but is there something more general-purpose?
There is a lot of interest in using something like Rego, which is the language used by the Open Policy Agent. It was originally designed for cloud infrastructure, but it is very well-suited for this kind of thing because it is declarative and easy to audit. You basically just write a set of rules like, allow this transaction if the amount is less than X and the vendor is in the approved list. The agent then checks every proposed deal against that policy before it can sign anything.
That seems like a very elegant solution. It separates the business logic from the agent's reasoning. The agent can be as creative as it wants in the negotiation, but at the end of the day, it still has to follow the rules set by the human.
It provides that essential layer of control. And because it is code, you can version control it, test it, and roll it back if something goes wrong. It brings the best practices of software engineering to the world of corporate finance.
It is the professionalization of the AI agent space. We are moving away from "hey look at this cool thing my bot can do" to "here is a robust, secure system for running a business."
And that is exactly where we need to be. The maturity of the tooling is what is going to drive the next wave of adoption.
I couldn't agree more. Alright, I am officially out of questions.
I'll hold you to that.
Deal. Talk to you later, Herman.
Talk to you later, Corn.
Actually, one last thought on the Stripe agent endpoints. Do they support multi-currency settlement natively, or is that handled through a third-party layer?
Stripe's implementation is actually pretty slick. They handle the conversion at the point of settlement based on real-time market rates, so the buyer can pay in their local currency and the seller can receive in theirs. The agent just specifies the target amount and the currency, and Stripe handles the rest. It is one of the reasons why their API is so popular for this kind of thing.
That is a huge advantage. It takes so much of the complexity out of the process.
It really does. It is all about removing friction.
Friction is the enemy of growth.
Always has been, always will be.
On that note, I think we have finally reached the end of the road for this episode.
It was a long road, but a good one.
Agreed. Thanks for sticking with us, everyone.
Yes, thanks for listening. We will see you in the next one.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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One more thing about the... no, I am just kidding. I am stopping.
Gotcha! Okay, for real this time. Goodbye!
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This was episode one thousand ninety-eight of My Weird Prompts. We hope you enjoyed it.
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