Episode #312

Digital Stone Carving: The Secret Life of Optical Media

Think CDs are dead? Discover why tech giants and hospitals are turning back to "digital stone carving" to save the world's most important data.

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In the latest episode of My Weird Prompts, hosts Corn and Herman find themselves surrounded by the relics of the early 2000s. The catalyst for their discussion was a simple discovery by their housemate, Daniel: a spindle of M-discs unearthed during a home reorganization in Jerusalem. While many view optical media as a dead technology—an artifact of a pre-cloud era—Herman and Corn argue that discs are not only surviving but are actually the secret backbone of the world’s most critical data infrastructure in 2026.

The Science of Longevity: M-Discs vs. The World

The conversation begins with a technical breakdown of why traditional recordable DVDs and Blu-rays often fail. Herman explains the phenomenon of "disc rot," which occurs because standard discs use an organic dye layer. Over time, heat, light, and humidity cause this dye to degrade, rendering the data unreadable.

The M-disc, or "Millennial Disc," represents a radical shift in philosophy. Created by the company Millenniata, these discs replace organic dye with a proprietary inorganic layer that resembles stone or glass. Instead of a chemical change, a high-powered laser literally carves pits into the material. Herman describes this process as "digital stone carving." Because the material is inorganic, it is immune to the environmental factors that kill standard discs. Testing has shown these discs can survive boiling water and intense UV radiation, with a theoretical lifespan of one thousand years.

WORM Media and the Power of the Air Gap

One of the most compelling segments of the episode focuses on why "old" tech is still a requirement in high-stakes industries. Daniel’s prompt highlighted the continued use of WORM (Write Once, Read Many) media in medical imaging and legal archives. Corn and Herman explore the two main reasons for this: compliance and security.

In a world plagued by ransomware and data tampering, the "Write Once" feature is a vital security asset. Once data is etched into an optical disc, it cannot be overwritten or modified by malware. This creates a physical guarantee of data integrity that a standard hard drive or cloud bucket simply cannot match. Furthermore, optical discs provide an "air gap." A disc sitting on a shelf is not connected to a network, making it impossible for a remote hacker to encrypt or steal. For a hospital or a law firm, this physical isolation is the ultimate defense against digital extortion.

The Robotic Jukeboxes of the Cloud

Perhaps the most surprising insight from the episode is that the cloud itself often relies on optical media. Herman explains that major providers like Sony and Panasonic have developed "Optical Archive" systems for "cold storage"—data that needs to be preserved but is rarely accessed.

These systems resemble giant robotic jukeboxes. When a user requests an archived file, a robot arm retrieves a cartridge containing high-capacity Blu-ray-style discs and inserts it into a drive. This method is incredibly energy-efficient. Unlike hard drives, which require constant power to keep spindles spinning and motors ready, an optical disc in a dark box consumes zero watts of electricity. For companies managing petabytes of data, the cost savings and durability of optical media make it an ideal solution for long-term preservation.

The Future: 5D Glass and Ceramic Storage

Looking toward the future, the hosts discuss the cutting-edge developments that might one day replace the M-disc. Herman highlights "Project Silica" from Microsoft and researchers at the University of Southampton. This technology uses femtosecond lasers to create tiny structures called voxels inside quartz glass. By utilizing three dimensions of space plus the size and orientation of the structures, researchers can store massive amounts of data in "5D."

Corn notes that these glass coasters can hold terabytes of data and are virtually indestructible. Similarly, a company called Cerabyte is working on ceramic-on-glass storage aimed at the petabyte scale. These innovations suggest that as our data needs grow, we are moving away from magnetic bits and back toward physical, etched permanence.

The Hardware Gap and the Ownership Crisis

The episode concludes with a sobering look at the "hardware gap." Even if a disc lasts a thousand years, it is useless without a drive to read it. Herman points out that "interface rot" is often a bigger threat than "bit rot." We are already seeing this with floppy disks and Zip drives; the media might be fine, but the legacy hardware and drivers required to access them are vanishing.

This leads to a broader philosophical discussion about digital ownership. Corn and Herman reflect on the "de-clouding" movement—a growing community of people returning to physical media like 4K Blu-rays. As streaming services change licensing agreements and "purchased" digital content disappears from libraries, physical discs remain the only way to truly own a piece of media.

Ultimately, the episode serves as a reminder that in our rush toward the ephemeral convenience of the cloud, we may have sacrificed durability and control. Whether it’s a hospital saving an MRI or a hobbyist saving family photos, the "weird" world of optical media offers a physical anchor in an increasingly digital sea.

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Episode #312: Digital Stone Carving: The Secret Life of Optical Media

Corn
Hey everyone, welcome back to My Weird Prompts. I'm Corn, and I'm sitting here in our living room in Jerusalem, which, if you could see it, is currently a bit of a disaster zone. We're in the middle of a bit of a shuffle here at the house, and our housemate Daniel has been unearthing some absolute relics from the back of his closet.
Herman
Herman Poppleberry, reporting for duty! And yeah, Daniel's closet is basically a time capsule. He came out earlier holding this spindle of discs like he’d just found the Dead Sea Scrolls. It’s funny how something so common just fifteen or twenty years ago now looks like an artifact from an ancient civilization.
Corn
It really does. Daniel sent us a voice note about it because he was looking at these M-discs he used to use for backups back when the internet here wasn't exactly what you'd call blazing fast. It got him thinking about whether optical media is actually dead, or if it’s just gone underground into these specialized niches.
Herman
It’s such a great question because we tend to think of technology as a straight line, right? From floppy disks to CDs, to DVDs, to the cloud, and once we move to the next stage, the old one is supposed to just vanish. But that’s rarely how it actually works.
Corn
Exactly. And Daniel mentioned something called WORM media, which stands for Write Once Read Many. He noticed it’s still showing up in medical imaging and even some high-level cloud storage architectures. So today, we’re going to dive into the state of optical media in January twenty twenty-six. Is it a nostalgic hobby, or is it the secret backbone of the world's most important data?
Herman
I love this topic because it hits that intersection of physics and information theory that I find so fascinating. Most people think of their data as this ephemeral thing in the air, but it always has to live on something physical. And as it turns out, plastic and glass are still remarkably good at holding onto bits and bytes.
Corn
So let’s start with the basics for those who might not be familiar with Daniel’s specific find. What exactly is an M-disc, and why would someone use that instead of just a regular recordable DVD or Blu-ray?
Herman
Right, so the M-disc is essentially the prepper version of a DVD or Blu-ray. If you look at a standard recordable disc, the way it stores data is through a layer of organic dye. When the laser burns the disc, it’s chemically changing that dye to represent ones and zeros. The problem is that organic dye is, well, organic. It degrades over time. It’s sensitive to light, heat, and humidity. We call it disc rot.
Corn
I remember that being a big fear in the early two thousands. People would back up their wedding photos to a DVD, put it in a drawer, and five years later, the disc was unreadable.
Herman
Exactly. It was a huge issue. The M-disc creators, a company called Millenniata, decided to solve that by getting rid of the dye entirely. Instead, they used a proprietary inorganic layer resembling stone or glass. Instead of a chemical change, the laser literally carves pits into this rock-hard material.
Corn
So it’s basically digital stone carving.
Herman
Precisely. They’ve done testing where they’ve submerged these things in boiling water, baked them in industrial ovens, and exposed them to intense ultraviolet radiation. The claim is that they can last for a thousand years. Now, whether we’ll have a drive to read them in a thousand years is a different question, but the data itself is theoretically permanent.
Corn
That’s a long time to wait for a backup to finish. But Daniel mentioned that he used them because his internet was slow. That’s a very real-world constraint that we often forget about in our always-on world. If you have a terabyte of video footage and your upload speed is five megabits per second, the cloud isn't a backup solution; it’s a pipe dream.
Herman
Right, and even now in twenty twenty-six, while we have great fiber in Jerusalem, there are plenty of places where the cloud is still just someone else's computer that you can't actually reach quickly. But the really interesting part of Daniel’s prompt is the mention of WORM media in industries like medical imaging.
Corn
Yeah, why is that? Why wouldn't a hospital just put everything on a massive server array or a secure cloud bucket?
Herman
It comes down to two things: compliance and the air gap. In medical imaging, like an X-ray or an MRI, you often need a record that is legally guaranteed to be unalterable. If you store a file on a hard drive, even a secure one, there is a non-zero chance that someone, or some piece of malware, could modify that file.
Corn
I see. So the Write Once part of WORM is the feature, not a bug. Once those pits are carved into the disc, you can't un-carve them. You can't overwrite the data to hide a mistake or a piece of evidence.
Herman
Exactly. It’s a physical guarantee of data integrity. In legal circles and medical fields, that’s worth its weight in gold. And then there’s the air gap. A disc sitting on a shelf isn't connected to the internet. It can’t be held for ransom by a group in another country. If your hospital gets hit by ransomware and your entire network is encrypted, those optical discs in the archives are still perfectly fine.
Corn
That’s a powerful argument for old tech. We spent the last decade trying to connect everything to the network, and now we’re realizing that for the most important stuff, being disconnected is actually a security feature.
Herman
It’s the ultimate defense. And it’s not just small-scale stuff. Did you know that some of the biggest cloud providers are actually using optical storage for their cold tiers?
Corn
Wait, really? When I upload a file to a glacier style storage, it might end up on a laser-etched disc?
Herman
It’s a real possibility. Companies like Sony and Panasonic have been developing these Optical Archive systems for years. We're now seeing Generation Three systems that can hold about eleven terabytes in a single cartridge. They look like giant robotic jukeboxes. They have these cartridges that hold twenty-two high-capacity Blu-ray-style discs. When you request a file that’s been archived, a robot arm literally goes and grabs the cartridge, puts it in a drive, and spins it up.
Corn
That sounds like something out of a nineties sci-fi movie. But I guess if you're storing petabytes of data that only needs to be accessed once every five years, you don't want to pay the electricity bill to keep hard drives spinning twenty-four seven.
Herman
That’s the huge why behind it. A hard drive has a motor, a spindle, and sensitive magnetic heads. It uses power even when it’s idling, and it eventually wears out just from the physical motion. An optical disc sitting in a dark, climate-controlled box uses exactly zero watts of power. It can sit there for decades without any degradation. For cold storage, it’s incredibly efficient.
Corn
So, if the tech is so good for the big players, why did it feel like it vanished for the rest of us? I mean, I don't even have a disc drive in my laptop anymore. I think the last time I saw one was on that old desktop we have in the basement.
Herman
It’s the classic trade-off between convenience and durability. For ninety-nine percent of people, the convenience of clicking sync and having their photos appear on all their devices outweighs the risk of the company going bust or a server farm catching fire. We traded forever for right now.
Corn
That's a deep point, Herman. But let's look at the pipe dream part of Daniel's question. Is there a future where optical media makes a comeback for regular people, or even just as a more mainstream industrial tool? I’ve heard rumors about five-D storage and glass discs.
Herman
Oh, now we’re getting into the really cool stuff. This is what I’ve been reading about lately. There’s a project out of the University of Southampton, and Microsoft has been working on something similar called Project Silica. This isn't your grandfather’s DVD.
Corn
Project Silica. I remember hearing about that a few years ago. They stored the original Superman movie on a piece of glass, right?
Herman
Yeah, exactly! They used a femtosecond laser—which is a laser that pulses at one quadrillionth of a second—to create tiny structures called voxels inside a piece of quartz glass. It’s not just on the surface; it’s three-dimensional. That’s where the five-D comes from. They use the three dimensions of space, plus the size and orientation of these tiny structures.
Corn
And how much data are we talking about? Because a standard Blu-ray is what, twenty-five or fifty gigabytes?
Herman
Project Silica is aiming for terabytes on a piece of glass about the size of a coaster. And there's a newer player called Cerabyte that's using ceramic layers on glass to store data at the petabyte scale. The durability is insane. We’re talking about thousands of years. It can withstand being boiled, baked, and even scoured with steel wool. It’s essentially a permanent physical record of human knowledge.
Corn
That sounds like the ultimate black box for civilization. But for Daniel, sitting at his kitchen table with his M-discs, the question is more practical. Should he keep them? Is there going to be a way to read them in twenty forty or twenty fifty?
Herman
That is the hardware gap problem. You can have the most durable media in the world, but if you don't have the interpreter—the drive and the software—to read it, it’s just a shiny coaster. We’re already seeing this with floppy disks and even some early CD-ROM formats. The bit rot might not kill the data, but the interface rot will.
Corn
I think about that every time I see an old Zip drive. I have files on those from university that I literally cannot access without buying a legacy drive off an auction site and hoping I can find a driver that works on a modern operating system.
Herman
Precisely. This is why some people argue that the cloud, for all its flaws, is better because the provider handles the migration. They move your data from old hard drives to new ones, from old formats to new ones, without you ever knowing. You’re paying for the service of keeping the data alive and accessible.
Corn
But you’re also paying for the privilege of them having control over it. If you stop paying your subscription, or if they decide your content violates a new policy, poof, your data is gone.
Herman
And that’s the weird niche that Daniel has found himself in. The M-disc is for the person who wants to own their data in a physical sense. It’s for the person who doesn't trust the cloud to be there in fifty years.
Corn
So, let’s talk about the current market. Daniel mentioned he saw Blu-ray discs on Amazon and thousands of people are still buying them. Who is that? Is it just people like Daniel with slow internet, or is there a physical media counter-culture happening?
Herman
It’s a mix. There is definitely a growing community of people who are de-clouding. They’ve realized that when you buy a movie on a streaming service, you’re really just renting it until the licensing agreement changes. We’ve seen movies and shows just disappear from people’s libraries.
Corn
Right, the digital ownership is a lie realization.
Herman
Exactly. So there’s a small but very passionate group of people who are buying four-K Blu-rays because it’s the only way to ensure they actually own the movie. And the quality is significantly better, too. Streaming bitrates are heavily compressed. A physical four-K disc has a much higher bitrate and better audio.
Corn
I can attest to that. Whenever we watch a movie on disc versus streaming, the sound alone is a world of difference. But what about the professional side? You mentioned medical imaging. Is that still a big market?
Herman
It’s huge. In fact, in many parts of the world, if you go for an MRI or a CT scan, they will still hand you a CD or a DVD to take to your specialist. It sounds archaic, but it works. It’s a standardized format called DICOM that every hospital system in the world can read. If they gave you a USB stick, the hospital’s IT department would probably have a heart attack because of the security risk.
Corn
That makes total sense. A CD is read-only. You can't put a virus on a finalized CD that then infects the hospital’s network. A USB stick is a wide-open door.
Herman
Exactly. So optical media is the safe way to transport sensitive data between air-gapped systems. It’s slow, it’s clunky, but it’s secure.
Corn
You know, it’s interesting how we often view old technology as worse, but in this case, the limitations are the benefits. The fact that it’s slow and hard to change is exactly why it’s still used.
Herman
It’s a feature of the physics. But to Daniel’s point about high-capacity optical storage—is it a pipe dream? Well, we’ve been hearing about Holographic Versatile Discs or HVDs for twenty years, and they never really made it to market. The problem is always the same: how do you make the drive cheap enough for a consumer to buy?
Corn
Right. It’s one thing to have a million-dollar robotic jukebox in a data center. It’s another thing to have a fifty-dollar drive in a laptop.
Herman
And that’s where the industry is stuck. We have the tech to store terabytes on a disc, but the lasers required and the precision needed for the tracking are so high that the cost doesn't make sense for a regular person. Why buy a two-hundred-dollar optical drive and twenty-dollar discs when you can buy a two-terabyte portable SSD for eighty bucks?
Corn
But the SSD will fail eventually. The data on it will leak over time if it’s not powered on. It’s called charge leakage. If you leave an SSD in a drawer for five years, there’s a good chance some of the bits will have flipped.
Herman
You’re preaching to the choir, Corn! This is the Data Dark Age I’m always worried about. We are creating more data than any civilization in history, and we are storing it on the most fragile media ever invented.
Corn
That is a terrifying thought. If there’s a major global catastrophe and the power grids go down for a decade, all our digital history is just... gone.
Herman
Unless it’s on an M-disc in Daniel’s closet!
Corn
Exactly! Daniel might be the librarian of the future. But seriously, it sounds like the future of optical media isn't going to be a return to the glory days of everyone having a CD player. It’s going to be this high-end, industrial cold storage solution.
Herman
I think that’s right. We’re going to see glass storage become the standard for national archives, for the GitHub Arctic Code Vault, and for big cloud providers. It’s the forever tier of the internet.
Corn
And for the regular person? Maybe we’ll see a niche boutique market, like vinyl records. People who want that physical connection and that guarantee of ownership.
Herman
I could see that. Limited Edition physical releases of games or movies on high-durability media. It’s a premium experience.
Corn
So, Herman, if you had to give Daniel advice on his M-disc collection, what would it be? Keep them or toss them?
Herman
Oh, definitely keep them. But with a caveat. If those are his only backups, he should probably also have a copy on a modern drive and maybe a cloud backup too. The three-two-one rule of backups: three copies, on two different types of media, with one copy off-site.
Corn
I like that. The M-disc is his long-term insurance policy.
Herman
Exactly. And he should probably buy a spare external Blu-ray drive and put it in a vacuum-sealed bag next to the discs. Just in case they stop making them in ten years.
Corn
That is the most Herman Poppleberry advice I have ever heard. Vacuum-seal a spare drive. I love it.
Herman
Hey, you'll thank me when the Great Cloud Crash of twenty thirty-five happens!
Corn
I'll be knocking on Daniel’s door asking to borrow his Superman M-disc.
Herman
But in all seriousness, the state of optical media in twenty twenty-six is actually much healthier than people think. It’s just moved out of the spotlight. It’s in the X-ray rooms, it’s in the high-security government vaults, and it’s in the basements of tech-savvy people who know that the cloud is just a fancy word for someone else's hard drive.
Corn
It’s the quiet, steady turtle in the race against the digital hares. It might be slow, but it’s going to be the one that’s still around at the finish line.
Herman
Beautifully put. And I think it’s a great reminder for all of us to think about what we actually own in our digital lives. If you have photos of your kids that you only have on one social media platform or one cloud service, you don't really own those memories. You’re just a tenant.
Corn
That’s a sobering thought. Maybe I’ll go through our old hard drives this weekend and see if anything needs to be etched in stone on an M-disc.
Herman
I’ll bring the vacuum sealer.
Corn
Please don't. But you know, this whole discussion about the durability of physical media vs. the ephemeral nature of the cloud—it reminds me of some of our recent episodes on invisible tech systems and layered networks. We talked about how we’re moving toward these systems that we don't even see or think about, but that also means we lose a lot of control.
Herman
Oh, that’s a great connection. We want things to be invisible and seamless, but the cost of that seamlessness is often our own agency and our own understanding of how things work. When you hold a disc in your hand, you understand exactly where your data is. When it’s in the cloud, it could be anywhere, or nowhere.
Corn
Right. The more layers of abstraction we add, the more points of failure we create. A disc and a laser is a very simple system compared to a global network of servers, routers, and satellite links.
Herman
Simplicity is its own kind of sophistication. I think that’s the real takeaway here. Sometimes the old way is still the best way for specific, high-stakes problems.
Corn
Well, I think we’ve thoroughly explored the weird world of Daniel’s closet today. It’s fascinating to see how these technologies don't just die; they just find their true purpose once the hype cycle moves on.
Herman
Exactly. The CD wasn't just for music; it was a stepping stone to permanent digital storage. And who knows, maybe in fifty years, we’ll be talking about how those old-fashioned quartz glass slabs were the only reason we still know anything about the early twenty-first century.
Corn
I hope so. I hope someone in the year twenty-five hundred finds a piece of glass and sees our podcast on it.
Herman
Two brothers in Jerusalem talking about discs. They’ll be very confused, but hopefully entertained.
Corn
Hopefully! Well, I think that’s a good place to wrap this one up. Daniel, thanks for the prompt and for the trip down memory lane. I’m going to go help him move the rest of those boxes now.
Herman
And I’m going to go see if I can find a femtosecond laser on the second-hand market.
Corn
Of course you are. Hey, if you’ve been enjoying the show, we’d really appreciate a quick review on your podcast app or on Spotify. It genuinely helps other people find us and join in on these deep dives.
Herman
Yeah, it makes a huge difference. We love seeing the community grow and hearing your thoughts on these topics.
Corn
You can find us at our website, myweirdprompts.com, where we have our full archive and a contact form if you want to send us a prompt of your own. And of course, we’re on Spotify and all the usual places.
Herman
Thanks for listening to My Weird Prompts. We’ll see you next week!
Corn
Take care, everyone. Stay curious.
Herman
And keep those lasers clean!
Corn
Goodbye!
Herman
Bye!
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This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.

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